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Hmmm... well I'm of an indeterminate age. My parents chalk this up to their frequent use of mind-altering substances which caused them not to realize they had produced me until significantly after the fact. I, however, suspect the real truth has something to do with extraterrestrial life forms. The only thing that can be said for sure is that I'm old enough to know better, and young enough not to care.
I am a trap. Most traps are all boohoo about this, but I revel in it. If I hadn't been made the way I was, and gone through what I've gone through, I wouldn't be who I am, and if there's one thing I like, it's being me and being alive enough to have some cognizance of the fact that I am indeed me, and that I am a completely and totally awesome person. The problem with this is that I am usually not cognizant of very much, due having spent most of the last several years on a trip into outer space with the assistance... nay, rocket fuel... of an extensive variety of psychotropic drugs.
The vast majority of the above is also complete bull, except for the part where I was born, and the part about me being a trap. Oh, and the part about me being perpetually under the influence. Come to think of it, the above is all true. Disregard.
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