Hey girl, I got something real important to give you so just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
WoW you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my d**k in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real
Wanna get you something from the heart, something special girl
It's my d**k in a box
My d**k in a box, girl
It's my d**k in a box (Oooh)
My d**k in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving and I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
One: Cut a hole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that box
Three: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my d**k in a box
*pause*
My d**k in a box, girl
It's my d**k in a box (Oooh)
My d**k in a box, girl
Christmas: d**k in a box
Hanukkah: d**k in a box
Kwaanza: A d**k in a box
Every single holiday a d**k in a box
Over at your parents' house a d**k in a box
May Day at the grocery store a d**k in a box
Backstage at the CMAs a d**k in a box
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Hey girl, I got something real important to give you so just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
WoW you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my d**k in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real
Wanna get you something from the heart, something special girl
It's my d**k in a box
My d**k in a box, girl
It's my d**k in a box (Oooh)
My d**k in a box, girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving and I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
One: Cut a hole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that box
Three: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my d**k in a box
*pause*
My d**k in a box, girl
It's my d**k in a box (Oooh)
My d**k in a box, girl
Christmas: d**k in a box
Hanukkah: d**k in a box
Kwaanza: A d**k in a box
Every single holiday a d**k in a box
Over at your parents' house a d**k in a box
May Day at the grocery store a d**k in a box
Backstage at the CMAs a d**k in a box
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