About

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

they say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your a**, why are they named the way they are?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

tell the truth and run

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Normal is a setting on a washing machine....

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)

the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy;

Take everything in Moderation, including moderation.

Two rights do not make a wrong, they make an airplane

Some people have a way with words; others not have way.

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

"Marriage Certificate" is synonomous with "Work permit"

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

I'll bet you that I can stop gambling.

Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Failure is not an option, it's bundled with your software.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

"On Gaia Online I am any height
I am any age, I wanna be
I can be a supermodel or norman mailer
and you wouldn't know the difference
or would you?--_ _tainted-innocenece_ _

|I'm Failing In LIFE. I Think I'll Drop Out.| -L i F e L i S

An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away
But if the doctor is cute
Screw the damn fruit!

knowlege is power
power corrupts
be evil, go to school" Took from friend's quest thread ^-^

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. ~Albert Einstein

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, they do. I've learned that life is like an hourglass. Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom. All you have to do is be patient and wait for someone to come and turn everything back around.

We were given two hands to hold
Two legs to walk
Two eyes to see
Two ears to listen
But why only one heart?
Because the other one
Was given to someone else for us to find

Yes, you have the right to your opinion.
And I have to right to think you're stupid

Why can't I breath
Whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speak
Whenever I talk about you?
It's inevitable
It's the fact and we're
Gonna get down to it
So tell me, Why can't I breath
Whenever I think about you?

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.~Bring it on

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. ~ Aeschylus

Sanity is basically an act. Insanity, is dropping the act

Death and death alone gives meaning to life and this meaning is entirely negative.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Scott Adams

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of him/herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
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Conversations with James D. Fawkes in chemistry class

-chemistry teacher makes a mistake about Noble Gas Configuration-
James D. Fawkes: Why is she a Chemistry teacher?
Deidei: I dunno...
James D. Fawkes: She's really out of her element...
(This was not rehearsed in any way shape or form)[James D. Fawkes is my friend's pen name on fanfiction.net........]

A good friend will drive you to the prom. A best friend will be there on the side of the road hitchhiking with you. -James D. Fawkes
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-If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy; the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter
(somewhere in the distance)
Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! -sob-

-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers!

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Sirius Black
escaped azkaban...
evaded death eaters...
outwitted ministry...
killed by drapery.

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to torture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy

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You know you live in 2008 when.

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM, LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook, Gaiaonline
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasnt cool. Put this in your sig if you are a part of the 2% laughing

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"

98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

95% of all teens would panic if the Jonas Brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy this and paste it into your signature if you're one of the 5% who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "Jump bitches Jump!"

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, paste this in your profile.

If you ever ran into a door, paste this into your profile. (XD)

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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON FANFICTION.NET

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

You all just lost the game again!