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<object width="425" height="350"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BesMi_mKbIE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Filipino says: Kamusta?
1]You know you're Filippino when your middle name is your mother maiden name. hahaha SO truee
2]Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy" Yeah
3]You have uncles and aunts names "Boy" "Girlie" or "Baby" umm no
4]You have relatives whose nicknames consist repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun" "Ling-Ling" and "Mon-Mon" hhaha yeahh
5]You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita" hell yeahhh
6]You have four or five names biggrin
7]You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead mano po
8]You always kiss your relatives on the cheeck whenever you enter or leave the room. yeahhhhh*is this a Questiona d answer?? xd
9]You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18
10]You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married!
11]You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper"
12]You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets
13]You have Sto. Nino shrine in your living room
14]You have a piano that no one plays
15]You keep a tabo in your bathroom
16]You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant
17]You wat with your hands
18]You eat more than three times a day
19]You think a meal is not a meal without rice
20]You think sandwhiches are snacks,not meals
21]Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle
22]You bring baon (I think that's lunch ^^) to work everyday
23]Your pantry is never wihtout Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines
24]You love to eat daing or tuyo
25]You prop up one knee while eating
26]You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana, catsup, or bagoong
27]Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles
28]You love sticky desserts and salty snacks
29]You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice
30]You eat mangoes with rice with great GUSTO!
31]You love "dirty" ice cream
32]You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim
33]You put hot dogs in your spaghetti
34]Everything you eat is sauted in garlic,onion,and tomatoes
35]You order a "soft drink" instead of soda
36]You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror
37]You get together at a cemetary on All Saint's Day to eat,drink,and tell stories by your loved ones' graves
38]You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral weeks
39]You think Christmasseason begins in October and ends in January
40]Your second peice of luggage is a balikbayan box
41]You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to a double capacity
41]You collect items from airlines,hotels,and restaurents as "souvenirs" (( Tee-hee,that's what I do ^^))
42]You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you turn from trip
43]You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives
44]You're a fashion victim
45]You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression
46]You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse,excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the television
47]You ask for the bill at a restuarant by making a rectangle in the air
48]You cover your mouth when you laugh
49]You repond to "Hoy" or "Pssst" in a crowd
50]You'll answer "Malapit lang!" no matter how the distance is far away
51]Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you
52]You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts"
53]You love to use the followingacronyms:CR for comfort room,DI for dance instructor,DOM for dirty old man,TNT tago nang tago,KJ for kill joy,KSP for kulang sa pansin,OA for over acting, TL for true love,BF and GF for boyfriend or girlfriend
54]You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers,"ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose,"pampers" instead of diapers,"ref" or prijider" instead of refridgerator,"Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of caferteria,and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or off(as in lights)
55]You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days
56]You like everything imported or "state-side"
57]You love ballroom dancing,bowling,pusoy,mah jong,billiards,and karaoke
58]You have a relative whose a nurse
59]When you're in a restuarant,you wipe your plate and utensils before using them
60]You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought (( omg.. ))
61]You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away
61]You always ring a doorbell twice,assuming that the first ring was not heard
62]You let the phone ring twice before answering,not when you feel least appear over eagerly
63]You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower
64]You're proud to be Filapina - and you pass these jokes to all your Filippino friends~!
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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