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"The Ultimate Short Story."
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Ounce upon a time there lived a tiny little mouse cage this mouse cage loved to go one adventures with his friend...
Bobby the Blue Tounged skink. This skink didn't like to eat mice like he was supposed to...which was why he was friends with...
alwin, the mousecage.
One day, on one of their famouse adventures, Bobby and Alwin decided to resque the princess of brazil, lady...Tiladeai, who had grown old with her husband... Batteries(bat-ear-ee-us) who was turned into a rhino the very first day of their marrige.
When her rhino, I mean husband passed away suitors once more filled her lobby, including...Alwin and Bobby, who would share her between themselves
She, of course, liked this idea since she was into beastility but one day Bobby got greedy and alwin was NOT ok with that. so one day, he came up with a plan. Lets poison the old skink. It would be easy to poison the old skink, for he was lazy and un-paranoid so that very night, he ordered some arsenic and some skinkwine. he mixed the two together and gave them to bobby with his mouse-free dinner
Bobby was thrilled that Alwin, the mouse-cage, had made him a dinner, so he gobbled it all up...
and washed it down with the wine
killing him within seconds
When the old skink was dead the lady was like "omg I <3 you."
and the crazy woman and the mouse cage lived happily ever after.



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Parody Of Life

Report | 04/09/2011 11:19 pm

Parody Of Life

Lol.
I called my ex 'love'.
I'm heading out for food.
Talk soon I hope.
Parody Of Life

Report | 04/09/2011 11:02 pm

Parody Of Life

One of my closest friend decided today to choose a guy that has repeatedly broken her heart (and likely will again) over my friendship.
He told her to delete me as a friend on here and to stop texting me.
So she told me to stop texting for a while...
I deleted her and him from my gaia and facebook.

Shitty thing is... she might text me in the next few days... and I don't want to text her back.

I was nearly to tears earlier...
Felt worse than losing the girl I loved.
******** up Saturday.

So... how was your day? Lol.
Parody Of Life

Report | 04/09/2011 8:18 pm

Parody Of Life

*tackle hug*
I had a shitty day.
How are you?
Parody Of Life

Report | 04/09/2011 2:12 am

Parody Of Life

Ty for being so cool.
And for playing therapist there for a bit.
n__n
ibanqqchuhard

Report | 07/02/2010 5:31 pm

ibanqqchuhard

thanks for the purchase enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Boy in Pink

Report | 06/24/2010 8:10 pm

The Boy in Pink

cool avi
Tribal Night Huntress

Report | 10/07/2008 3:48 pm

Tribal Night Huntress

Squaw!
Ship of Dreams

Report | 01/22/2008 2:40 am

Ship of Dreams

Random comment ^^
Little_Cricket

Report | 12/29/2007 8:41 pm

Little_Cricket

when was the last time you read that story? it was amazing! ^.^
SirLewis

Report | 11/22/2007 12:01 am

SirLewis

you need a newer comment ::hugs::

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