11 ways to tell ur in love ELEVEN You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other People around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're Looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your Mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you Didn't notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently Laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ALMOST THERE * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * * send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10 Min. And something good will happen. Because you read this you will get kissed on Friday.BREAK IT and your crush will ask someone else out. Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How Ever,if you don't send this to at least 10 people, By at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the rest Of you life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed On Friday. DON'T send it back to the person who Sent it to your TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this To 15 people in 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and you crushes name will app

My gaia sisters.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared, Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its too scary Guy: then tell me you love me, Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug, Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die

MY gaia bro talk mess to him you get hurt.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)

THE GAIA FAMILY

95% of teens would cry if they saw miley cirus standing on the edge of a skyscaper. 4% would be yelling JUMP BISH JUMP! if u are the 1% that would go an push her off paste dis on yo pro :DD

Spell your name and see what it means: A: hot B: loves people C: good friend D: makes people laugh E: has gourgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good friend U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times

IF ANY ONE OF U WUZ KILLED TOMORROW, I WULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ******** DAT KILLED U! WE TRUE HOMIES, RIDE TOGETHA, DIE TOGETHA

being Sexy is a Sensation Caused by Temptation. A guy sticks his Location In a girl's Destination To increase the Population Of the next Generation Do you get my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstration

ted martin and sam millar where good friends.they spent alot of time together.on this particular night they were sitting on a fence near the post office talk about one thing and another.There was a field of turnips across the road .Suddenly they saw somthing crawl out of the field and stand up.It looked like a man,but in the dark it was hard to tell for sure.Then it was gone.But soon it appeared again .It walked halfway acroos the road then it turned around and went back into the field then it came out a thrid time and started toward them by now ted and sam were scared and they started running but when they finally stopped they decided they were being foolish they weren't sure what had scared them so they decided to go back and get a better look pretty soon they saw it for it was coming to meet them it was wearing black pants a white shirt and black suspenders sam said im going to try to touch it then we'll know if its real he walked up to it and peered into its face it had bright penetrating eyes sunk deep in its head it looked like a skeleton ted took one look and screamed and again he and sam ran but this time the skeleton followed them when they got to teds house they stood in the doorway and watched it it stayed out in the road for a while then it disappeared a year later ted got sick and died toward the end sam sat up with him every night the night ted died sam said he looked just like the skeleton

WAYS TO GET KIQKD OUT OF WAL-MART 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." 19. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

MY KIDS

Girl:Do I ever cross your mind? Boy:No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you even want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if i left? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose life or me. Boy: Life The girl runs away in pain and the boy ran after her and said The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always in my mind The reason I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because i would die if you left, The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason I choose my life is because you are my life

a sad love story. you have to read this Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... ___________________________________________________ Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If you didn't cry, copy and paste it anyway. Why? Because the girl and the boy would have wanted that. And, because I said so. i would do that for some one i love

fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Duuude ... we screwed up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "gurl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste crap." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

My gaia mommy

NO MEANES NO No means No Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first. Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me." Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop. Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes. Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her,"You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to my girl

MY GAIA BRO AND HIS GURL

MII AUNTI AND UNCLE

MY PETS

My star place

My ex boyfreinds.

A really good freind!

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