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AZELLICA!
Uh-oh. Hello Doctor, lovely morning, isn't it?
What in the name of Bane are you doing in my vegetable garden?
Err... ^_^; Well, Doctor, I had the most awful time sleeping last night. The Gremlins were celebrating my greatness by playing gongs 'till dawn. I just couldn't interrupt their merry-making, but at the same time I-
What in the 7th adjacentworld?! Why do you have my prize radishes hanging out of your ears!?
Eh, well, I was just getting to that, Doctor. You see, I didn't want to interrupt my precious gremlins, but at the same time I couldn't sleep. Then I remembered that you had a lovely row of lumpy vegetables that would make the most lovely earplugs and I-
YOU! YOU'VE RUINED MY RADISHES! ARGGHH! You're standing on my tomatoes!
Yeah, they're really squishy. Very nice to stand on. Why, my dear Doctor Harrow! Please, you're turning red; don't be so upset with me. Look, I've pulled the radishes out of my ears. Really, they're quite fine.. a little waxy maybe.. but I'm sure that it'll make them sell better and-
Why?! Why must you vex me so!?
...I'm not trying to upset you. Look, to thank you for the use of your radishes I baked you a pie. It's in my pocket here... I'm afraid that a gremlin got in it and made a mess but-
Everytime! You always are getting in my way!
Eh, now, that's not true, Doctor. Who's constantly sending me letters to join their 'Institution for the Fanatically Insane', eh? I did ask you to stop sending those.
That is for your own bloody good! You need serious he- ARGGHHH! You've ruined my pumpkin!!!
Oh, that's what that is. Or was. I thought it was a rather hideous dragon egg. So I destroyed it. I can't have dragons hatching about and going after my gremlins now... sorry about that.
You see?! You see why you need help? THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS GREMLINS OR DRAGONS!
o_o; My dear Doctor, please take a breath! I have told you many times that gremlins exist. When I went on holiday they even sent you a postcard. So thoughtful!
...that was in your handwriting, Azellica.
Pssh, you can't expect gremlins to know how to write English. Of course I wrote it.
I want you out of my garden now! And first thing tomorrow, young lady, you are going to Forthen's Institute! Whether you like it or not!
Whatever you say, Doctor. Have a lovely day! ^_^
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