IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE 1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward! 2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently. 3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale. 4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up. 5. Ballet studios give me the chills. 6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people... 7. I'm willing to bet against Alice. 8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl. 9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens. 10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me. 11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book. 12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play. 13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire. 14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones. 15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing. 16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle. 17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet. 18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!" 19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks. 20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!" 21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl. 22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!" 23. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT! 24. I can hear Edward in my head, too