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Living a peaceful life under the the big rock ridge of Krakatoa, engulfing myself in flames as I prepare for my daily rituals before heading south to the big crater lake beside the Virunga mountains.Everyday, I talk to birds and kiss sun scorched land in an effort to grow healthy cash crops and lettuce. My main objective in life is to see the Phoenix once again, who saved my life in the dreary spring of 1912. Fresh red snapper marinated in hydrochloric acid is my all time FAVORITE dish. I also enjoy rubbing my armpits with pumice stones and massaging my hooves with omega fish oil.
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