knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.
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*Are we friends*
*or are we not? *
*You told me once*
*But I forgot*
*tell me now*
*and tell me true*
*so can I say*
*I'm here for you*
*Of all the friends I've ever met*
*Your the one I won't forget*
*And if I die*
*before you do*
*I'll go to heaven*
*And wait for you*
*I'll give the angels*
*Back their wings*
*And risk the loss*
*Of everything*
*Just to prove*
*My friendship is true*
*To have a friend like you*
*send this to all your friends and back to the person that
sent it to you....If you get it back...... that person is your true friend!!*
Pass this on and you will receive one big kiss from your
crush or more*
send it to this many and get:
0. never get kissed again
1. get a peck on the forehead
2. get a peck on the cheek
3. get a peck on the lips
4. get a kiss
5. get an asked out
6. get a long lasting relationship
7. get 1 year relationship
8. get 3 year relationship
9. get 4 year relationship
10. have hopes! you might get married (worth a shot)