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Secretly, not-so-deep-down, I'm an insecure 40-year old virgin who gets kicks out of making fun of people on the internet.

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Donaters to my various quests:
Iori_Kagami: Gave me 4k towards my Celestial Wrap. Send him lots of good karma, and hugs, and fanlove.

Ezyan: Dude, for all I call this lady lame, she's pretty awesome in truth. But you didn't hear it from me. Collaborated with me on our quests to get one Celestial Wrap for each of us. Couldn't have done it without her spam, but you didn't hear that from me either.

Okay, she's also awesome because of our joint Summoning Tome quest, but again: you didn't hear that from me.

Ezyan&serenadts3: I love these guys. srsly ilu long tiem, you can have my children or something. They bought me a Pora Ice for my birthday. <3

Myrrdin: The best and nicest oldbie I have evereverever encountered in all my Gaia-ing. Was goddamn AMAZING over the course of however many hours of zOMG, in which he helped me (and Ez) to get innumerable amounts of orbs, gold and rings. And he also got me a Masterpieces. MYR I ******** LOVE YOU.

My '08 Santas: Thank you to everyone who gave me presents! You guys win forever, may you never get coal in your stockings. And the anon donor - whoever you are, thank you! If you ever unmask yourself, I would love to repay you.

INK142: 45k, about, and a whole bunch of stuff. I adore you, my darling, know this forever.

xBLUExWOLFx: 20k, out of the blue. A tribute to my awesome. I accept it with grace and dignity and a whole lot of omgthankyouthankyou.

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"What the hell is a Celestial Wrap? It sounds like something you order at an intergalactic fast-food store!" - Pyogenes

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Candy Porn

THE WONDROUS WONDERFUL STORIES OF A WONDERIFFIC FROLIC THROUGH CANDYLAND AS CHRONICLED IN THE FORM OF DRAWINGS BY EZRA CANDIETTE CANDICUS.


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Ezyan

Report | 10/29/2012 12:10 am

Ezyan

SO LIKE, FROM OVERSEAS, I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY ME...STUFF. heart
Ezyan

Report | 10/17/2012 11:45 pm

Ezyan

MY FARM IS AS CALM AS THE EYE OF THE GIANT FART YOUR MOTHER JUST DID
...I'M NOT SURE IT WORKS LIKE THAT BUT IT DOES NOW!!!
Ezyan

Report | 10/16/2012 11:52 pm

Ezyan

GIVE ME MY GODDAMN AVI ART. JESUS, WOMAN.
Ezyan

Report | 10/16/2012 1:08 am

Ezyan

ANYTIME YOU ACHIEVEMENT HOUNDING WHORE
Ezyan

Report | 10/15/2012 1:19 am

Ezyan

That was meant to come with a heart ...stupid internet dropping out *grumblegrumble*
Ezyan

Report | 10/15/2012 1:17 am

Ezyan

You spent an hour fixing up your avi...? REALLY?
Cat Kya

Report | 12/16/2011 6:09 am

Cat Kya

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES HEYYY
Ezyan

Report | 06/16/2011 10:01 pm

Ezyan

cool avi
Ezyan

Report | 06/16/2011 10:00 pm

Ezyan

NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DOES IT MEAN I DIDN'T GET THE REWARD, FML, FINE
Ezyan

Report | 06/16/2011 9:59 pm

Ezyan

cool avi bro

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