Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!" Fake friends: Have never seen you cry. True friends: Will cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's. Fake friends: Know only a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. True friends: Will knock them right on there butts Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this