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WOW! I should've rewrote this thing a helluva long time ago! Sorry bout that.
Name : Jarred
Hair : Black, Close-cut & Curly
Eyes : Hazel Green
Heighth : 6'2"
Weight : 175-180
Race : Irish
Birth Place : Dallas, Texas
10/31/1992 - (officially!) 10/31/91 - (Actual)
Stil, fruitcake! Incompetency, whiners, and dirty diapers!
Likes : My wife, my daughter, my farm, and my cycle. Although, my new Truck and brand new, JD tractor are really beyond incredible!! My wife's strawberry and apple pie, her stew, meatloaf and barbeque ribs - BBQ anything, really - and napping on the sofa with my daughter. Except, for when her diaper leaks and I become nothing more than an absorbent wet-nap.
Favorite Foods : Italian and Mexican, TEXAS Chili (show me a Texan that DOESN'T LOVE chili and I'll show you a POSER!), and BBQ. NOT GRILLED FOOD! I mean REAL BBQ! The cook all day long and BBQ at the last minute BBQ! LOW & SLOW, Baby, low & slow!
Hobbies : Fascinating how, once you have a kid, everything revolves around them!
Favorite Quote : A lot of quotes by George Carlin and Mark Twain. DON'T make me repeat them!
I like that I seem to have grown, since becoming a father! I might as well open this part of my life up. I try to cover things up in order to protect the innocent - so to speak - and all it does it make me seem like a liar. So, here goes - My little girl, Amy (Don't think I really need to hide it, since no one knows my real surname or hers, for that matter), is just beyond awesome. Laila, my wife, surprised the hell outta me! Just watching her breastfeed Amy is a trip! I think she's planning to wean her when she's about three, or something. Amy has my hair, and it's as curly as hell! I feel for her! We thought her hair was going to stay light, like her mother's, but it began turning darker and darker with each passing day. Her eyes are gonna be blue, like her momma's, I hope! Though, Laila tells me she loves my hazel-green eyes. It already looks like the poor little darling is gonna have my freckles! I am SOOOOO SORRY for that!
Update - Yea Amy has my freckles, and she'll be getting a baby sister near the end of November or around the beginning of December. Lilly is on her way!

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finna die

Report | 07/27/2019 6:06 pm

finna die

BIRFDAY
[Barbarella]

Report | 06/11/2013 8:19 pm

[Barbarella]

/kind of interested in your farmer goth adventures!
noonenoone111

Report | 03/11/2013 9:23 am

noonenoone111

Hello. You have posted a good amount in our guild and I have been sharing a number of your replies as well as other people's in our Facebook Goth Collection. I have opened a thread here in the Gaia GC where I want people to post their main avatars so I can open a new page in the Facebook GC to where people can see what our active members avatars look like.

I would appreciate it if you would post your main avatar in here...
Thanks. =]
UNBALANCED PUNK

Report | 02/28/2013 10:14 am

UNBALANCED PUNK

Hahaha, awesome profile+user <3.
Tim Burton, ftw, on the film c:
noonenoone111

Report | 02/01/2013 8:22 am

noonenoone111

I miss my cat Ditta. She use to follow me everwhere and wouldn't let me do some stuff, like homework haha that cutness would lay on top of my papers or play with my pencil ;p
noonenoone111

Report | 01/31/2013 8:56 pm

noonenoone111

Hahaha chickens are cute. I can't take care of any pets atm, I got some fish but thats it. I don't even have my own place so yeah, can't do much of my own s**t yet.
noonenoone111

Report | 01/31/2013 8:12 pm

noonenoone111

I'm so sorry. I had no idea. Well I can tell you this though, certain things... simple, normal, every day things can trip me out too. I can't even be out in public for too long or I will trip out. Sorry, I feel terrible about that. I should have mentioned from the start that it was just an avatar thing. redface
noonenoone111

Report | 01/19/2013 9:02 pm

noonenoone111

Lofl no I ment of your avatar.... if you want me to put a screan shot of your avi in a pic hehe... i wouldnt ask ppl for real pictures.. so yeah if u want i can put ur current one or a tektek one of your choice... but id prefer if it didnt have a background so it can reduce clutter.
noonenoone111

Report | 01/18/2013 3:01 pm

noonenoone111

hey do you want to be in the next group picture?
EmoNekoVampire

Report | 07/28/2011 2:28 pm

EmoNekoVampire

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