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ok so......A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Guy: hey Slow down princess, your going to fast
Girl: No this is fun
Guy: No really please slow down
Girl: Then tell me you love me
Guy: I love you, now slow down
Girl: Now give me a big hug
He gave her a big hug
Girl: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the girl realized that the brakes were broken and she didn't want the guy to know. Instead she had him hug her and tell him that he loved her one last time. Then she had him put his helmet on so that he would live even if it meant she would die.
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