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"What visitors don't understand is that too many days without rain, too many hours of uninterrupted sunshine, causes Seattlites to get crabby. They welcome the return of cool cloudy days."
~
Improbable Cause by J.A.Jance
As said by a classmate of mine:
"Seattle has four seasons: Rain. Rain. Cold rain. Construction."
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Quotes. Because I love quotes.
"Women and geeks first. Oh, no, wait, that's all of us...”
~Sanctuary
"You...dream of world domination?"
"...Not all the time."
~Eureka
"Oh dear, did we spit out our pills, slip off the ninth floor and go on a little adventure?”
~The Big Bang Theory
"I thought you were dead."
"I got better."
~NCIS
"Get out of my temporal lobe, House."
~HouseMD
"What the hell just happened?"
"The guy who invented radio just dissed Jack the Ripper."
~Sanctuary
"Chick fight!"
~NCIS
"Are they okay?"
"Oh hell no, they're freaking bug-nuts. Restraints. Now."
~Eureka
"Tell me, have you ever been tested for idiocy?"
~Psych
"I'm sorry. I mistakenly treated him like a responsible adult."
~The Mentalist
"I feel like I have been incarcerated in a blueberry."
"Shawn..."
"This car makes me want to weep, and then die."
"Shawn!"
~Psych
"You've seen too many B movies."
"Hey, our whole life is a B movie..."
~Sanctuary
"I don't need my gun, I can just hit you with my chair."
"I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor."
~The Mentalist
"What part of Level Five Sorceress don't you understand?"
~NCIS
"It's called friendship, it's like therapy for poor people."
~Without A Trace
"The poltergeist is right behind me, isn't it?"
~NCIS
"The kid sucks brains! Not that I'm being judgmental..."
~Sanctuary
"Don’t I…I mean, apart from remembering people that aren’t here…don’t I seem rational to you?”
“The former seems to negate the latter.”
~Eureka
"Either that guy is a phenominal actor...or he's dead."
~Psych
"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."
~HouseMD
"You have nothing to worry about, Arthur. This is a very safe line."
"Says the man behidn the protective glass."
~King Of Queens
"I want the building sealed. Nobody gets in or out."
"Threat level 'holy crap'. Check."
~Sanctuary
"Wow, she's pretty flexible."
"Just don't let her catch you lookin' at her, Probie."
[Moment of staring]
"I think she saw me. She gave me that look."
"What look?"
"The look she's always giving you."
"Yup, she saw ya. Hope you wore a cup."
~NCIS
"Where would science be today if I constantly stopped to bathe?"
~Sanctuary
"Ok, I see what this is... this is racial. This is about my ethinticity, ain't it... it's because I'm Jewish."
~Leverage
"What up with the sheep?"
~Drake & Josh
"Ah, the handsome one. Gay, yes?"
~The Mentalist
"Whose hare-brained notion was it to supply every Allied government with plans for your Death Ray weapon?"
"Well, I thought they'd all share and peace would break out. I did. I had my Nobel speech all memorized..."
~Sanctuary
"What kind of sick b*****d goes commando under someone else's robe?!"
~Psych
"I don’t like to see where my employees live. Then they become real people."
~What I Like About You
"Just remember that I can kill you without leaving any forensic evidence behind."
~NCIS
"I'm sorry it's too far away for you to punch. I'm sure that really frustrates you."
~Leverage
"Adrian, have you been sending me your trash?"
~Monk
"Mr. Guster, I know you said you didn't want to see anyone, but there's a Luetintant Crunch here to see you."
"Crunch?"
"Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch now."
~Psych
"Same old Helen: 'I'm just going to jump off this cliff and hope I sprout wings'."
~Sanctuary
"I don't want someone shoving their views down my throat unless it's covered in a crunchy candy coat."
~The Colbert Report
"I never thought I would make this sound in my life, but ewww."
~Psych
"Um...I live in a hermetically-sealed army bunker."
~Eureka
“Don’t get mad, but I may have spilled Slushie in your car.”
“That’s like forty-four ounces, Hardison.”
“It’s not that much.”
“The lid is floating in the damn floor board, man. It's running into the back seat."
~Leverage
"You know you're morally challenged if your murder alibi is a blackmail scheme."
~Castle
"How could a bunch of men with handtools make all this?"
"The same way they made the pyramids...and the Great Wall of China."
"Yeah, the aliens helped 'em."
~National Treasure
"Listen, I don’t think I need to apologize for drinking. I need to apologize maybe for not drinking. Maybe I’m a bigger b*****d sober than I am drunk.”
“If this is you sober, hell yeah.”
~Leverage
"Nigel just called us a curious cocktail of inbreeding and Type Two diabetes. But he passed us on through anyway."
~Psych
"I'm so glad I don't live in the real world."
~Leverage
"No, Larry, not even the FBI can stop meteors."
~Numbers
“Woah, woah. I haven’t slept in three days. I had a showdown with two different gangs, who, now by the way, now know my face. I sat on a bomb. And all this could’ve been avoided had you gave the man a taco.”
~Leverage
"Oh, I'm thrilled for my idiot son."
~Gravitation Volume 4
"Don't move a muscle. It would be too much like exercise."
~Country Fried Home Videos
"I don't know if a wall of knives is evidence, but it sure is creepy."
~Bones
"I'm Tony DiNozzo. You're son's co-worker? The Italian gigolo furniture mover?"
~NCIS
“It’s closing? Why?”
“No one comes anymore.”
“Is it because of his shirt?”
“…”
“Sorry Dad, but it’s like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping.”
~Psych
"Oh...she's dressed that way because she's doing a con."
"What, you though she's dressed as a nun for some reason?"
"She's Parker."
"Fair enough."
~Leverage
"Where is the thump-thump?!"
~Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
"The chips say you're a cheater cheater pumkin eater!"
~Psych
"Yeah, it's not that I don't trust you, it's just... Well, I don't trust you."
~Leverage
"I'm not a doctor. I'm a medic. A doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable...while they die."
~Red Vs Blue
"Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna call a professional killer who tried to murder me and arrange to meet him in an isolated location."
~Leverage
"Hold on, nobody move. I've dropped me brain."
~Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End
Signature
"I sometimes think that we must all be mad
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