I tried cutting my d**k with a kitchen knife to hopefully stop the bleeding but now half my p***s is sawed off... So I used a glue stick and glued it back and now I had to burn it with the microwave to have it stick
Uhm you see, my p***s uhm.... It had a d**k piercing and I tried cleaning it but I did it with a lemon wedge so now it hurts like ******** a zebra up it's a**.
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