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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Berserker

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Modest Mouse/Lost Prophets

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I love to... Fix bikes. Fight. Sleep. Fight in my sleep...

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sweet_m...

The Epic Tale of Berserkbot (and the stuff I like)

The following story is completley true, however, if you choose to belive it or not is your own choise, though that dosn't matter, after all, now that you're here, you are part of it. This is the tale of Berserkbot.

'Eeeey.

If you're reading this, you stumbled into the temple of Berserkbot. Your soul now belongs to me. Those who disobey me, will probobly fall victim to this:

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Yep, voodoo.

Now then, It's time for you all to see things about me that you dont give a damn about. I liiiike:

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Alright, this is modest mouse, if you plan on being cool with me, you have to know who they are. Look it up. Or you will die. <3

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and... SPAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I dont have a problom.

I read:

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Lets not start talking about which is better, the anime or manga, because I can go on all year about that...

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(self explanitory?)

Alright, lets get a few things straight, I'm bound to piss you off, or be meen to you at one point or another, BUUUUUUT, I only can be harmed by two things, which shall not be mentioned, you gotta' guess 'em.

If you just read all that you have my congrats, and have also earned yourself a cookie, go some where, and get a cookie. But if you didn't read all that and just skipped to the end, dont get a cookie.

Oh and I forgot, I got a picture of me:

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Yeah, my friend Ryan took that picture when I didn't expect it so I'm wearing an unhappy face. (and Im wearing my glasses, which I hate)

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joli desordre Report | 04/08/2008 5:37 pm

copy all of that and put it in your theme box, aaand change your profile type to classic





NOW D:&lt;




















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joli desordre Report | 03/26/2008 7:16 pm

joli desordre Report | 03/26/2008 7:12 pm

February_Sky Report | 03/23/2008 8:45 am

....

I'll just eat your toast >.>

Oh, and HAPPY EASTER BIATCH!!!

Vice Dreams Report | 03/21/2008 2:57 pm

Heeeeeeeeeeey Carlllllloooooooosssss.
*explodes and gets my happiness on you* <3
I got another gaia. I'll get online when i'm at Vic's. ^^
Soooooo hiiiiiiiii.
Except my friend request. NOW. D:<
*skips off profile*

February_Sky Report | 03/20/2008 8:45 pm

stupiddouchesayswhat?

Hello whoreface 3nodding

joli desordre Report | 03/12/2008 7:03 pm

*dies*

sweet_marguerite Report | 03/12/2008 4:20 pm

hah yahhh i think sooo dos y dos!

joli desordre Report | 03/12/2008 3:43 pm

XDk, that freaked me out a little, and i already told i made my own ending >.<

joli desordre Report | 03/12/2008 8:24 am

that wasn't the kind of response i was expecting O.0

wait..like what?

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"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. So, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility"- Khalil Gibran

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