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Six months after the Chernobyl disaster a baby boy came screaming into the world under the dustcloud that flew over the UK, whether or not the event has had any subsequent effect upon me is up to you to decide. Perhaps the nuclear dustcloud made for a more intelligent boy, maybe not. Either way, I have survived the last 22 or so years relatively unscathed - other than suffering from a sever case of cynisism and humour as a dry as a bucket of sand.
If you're here then chances are I have probably pissed you of enough that you need to find some personal piece of information to try and use against me. You'll find them here. Good luck with that. Hell, or maybe you're just a nice person who wants to know more. You might be surprised to hear that there is very little else to tell. Try to work through it.
I used to write stuff like this, this and this.
Favorite Movies
Lost In Translation
Bladerunner
Manhunter
Aliens
Taxi Driver
The Dirty Dozen
Heat
Once Upon A Time In The West
Juno
No Country For Old Men
Favorite TV Shows
Afro Samurai
House
Mad Men
The Sopranos
Arrested Development
The Wire
Generation Kill
Band of Brothers
Favorite Reads
Hunter S Thompson
The Great Gatsby
John Updike
Esquire magazine
Sand and Blood by Frank Gardner
Americana by Don DeLillo
The Illiad
Biographies of interesting people
Favorite Music/Bands
The Black Keys
ZZ Top
Seasick Steve
Led Zeppelin
The White Stripes
Buffalo Springfield
The Rolling Stones
Juicy Lucy
AC/DC
Pink Floyd
George Thorogood
The Who
Favourite Quotes
"The only sound that should be in space is "An der Schönen Blauen Donau." - wasabichan
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Iceman: In the infinite wisdom to whoever runs the military post exchange store, they won't sell this stuff in quantity to military personnel. But, for civilians like yourself, the sky is the limit.
Rolling Stone: And why is that?
Ray: To Keep us angry. If Marines could get what they needed when they needed it we would be happy and wouldn't ready to kill people all of the time. The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat us, mistreat us and every once in awhile, they let us out to attack someone.
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Ray: We don't need a PX. We're about to loot and pillage a country."
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