I love you Justin Bieber!
I love you too, Annaliese!
This is My BFFL,
Haley!
Love ya Hales!
NO HOMO!
This is wyatt!
AWESOMEST
COUSIN EVER!
In case you
haven't noticed
I like Butterflies!
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Remember When Getting HiGH Meant Swinging At A Playground? The Worst Thing You Could Get From A Boy Was Cooties? M0M Was Your Hero? DaD Was The Boy You Were Gonna Marry? When Your Worst Enemies Were Your Siblings? Race Issues Were About Who Ran Fastest? When War Was A Card Game? Life Was Simple And Care Free? Remember When All You Wanted To Do Was Grow Up?
it says: you cant spell slaughter without laughter
95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair and shouted "DO A FLIP"
Spell Your Name And See What It Means; A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times A:Hott U:Is very sexual T:Very good kisser U:Is very sexual M:Makes dating fun N:Loving and caring
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two of my AWESOMEST GUY BFFS! lol just kidding! but they are really awesome friends!
This is my BFF Bethanie! I love you Bethanie! Thanks for being really understanding
and strong and helpful through this whole ordeal and stupid situation! It truly means alot!
*FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. TRUE FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom/Dad. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn... we ******** up... but man, that s**t was fun!!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never see you cry. TRUE FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. TRUE FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's a** that left you. FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door. TRUE FRINDS: Would walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "B***h, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock the f**k out of them. FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this. *Steals it*
Girl:hey Boy:uhm?hi. Girl:whats up? Boy:nothing,is there a reason your talking to me? Girl:Well I sort of like you. Boy:??? Girl:do you like me back? Boy:well uhm your 2 years younger then me. Girl:Oh. Boy:yeah. Girl:Okay well i gtg. Boy:Bye ......... 2 weeks later The boy saw the girl on the news,she hung herself.She left a note that said,"age shouldn't matter.I will always love you.". ....... 1 week later The boy was on the news,he hung himself too,but he wrote on the wall and said,"I was wrong.Age shouldn't matter.You were right.I love you forever and always.". if you Believe that age shouldn't matter,post this on your profile
Girl- I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................>silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... ___________________________________________________ Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If you didn't cry, copy and paste it anyway. Why? Because the girl and the boy would have wanted that. And, because...I SAID SOO. i would do the same thing.
This is one of my bestest friends ever!!!
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