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I like anime, metal, paintball, sharp things, and sex.Some people are probably going to be like "OMFG D00D U SAID SEX!" those people should go to hell.
Anyways I like anime. Anime is swell. It's got like all these neat people in ridiculously unlikely sexual situations and explosions, and a** kicking. I like animes like Evangelion, Trigun, Nadesico, Cowboy Bebop and others like that. I also like Chobits YES YOU HOMOPHOBIC INSENSITIVE PIECES OF DOGGY DOO DOO I LIKE CHOBITS. What I don't like are anime GEEKS that obsess over it. Especially the english speaking ones that call themselves "otakus" What the ******** people!!! Do people not understand that otaku is a derogatory term that japanese people use to describe fat sweaty anime morons like you. It would be like if I decided to coin a word that described Star Trek fans like "********" or something similar, then 2 years down the road after mercilessly calling them "********" so many times they come to realize how utterly pointless their lives have become and decide to incorporate "********" as a symbol of pride that describes their uneventful lives. Anyways...anime is neat.
I like Metal music. It makes me feel and warm and fuzzy inside and makes me giggle like a little school girl. By the way rap ******** sucks nutsacks especially when stupid scrawny white boys wearing fubu clothes ride in the car blasting fifty cent...and Eminem...what a stupid poser. I don't like emo people either they're like goths except they're a bit more trendy...and they like to cry like little pussies. Goths also suck...especially when they wear black trench coats in the middle of the day 100 degree hot weather in the grocery store. Actually I don't mind music that much, I just don't like how they have to dress all cool and be posers or "hipsters" like my grandfather would say. Can't they just enjoy their music and not dress like a f**, it makes me want to beat them with a foot long d***o fresh out of a clowns v****a. By the way, I lied about not minding music, if you listen to linkin park, good charlotte, avril lavigne, green day, ashlee simpson, Papa Roach, or any other stupid a** poser/emo nu-metal bullcrap then you deserve to be drop kicked in the throat...if you listen to britney spears, that's okay.
Paintball is fudging awesome! If anyone says otherwise then...I will piss on their carpet. Paintball is all like ZOOM then all VROOM then all of sudden BANG POW SLAM then Jesus destroys satan in a duel of Yu Gi Oh battle monster cards...that turns me on...
I've seen so many people playing Yu Gi Oh nowadays. It annoys the j**z out of me and makes me want to break their fingers just so they can't play anymore. When I was in highschool I would always see a group of kids sitting at the same table at lunch playing Yu Gi OH and yelling out their card names everytime they set it down on the table. Then when one starts to lose he'll flip out and start swearing, 5 minutes later I'll see him crying. Then they'll say some stupid a** phrase like "if you want to beat me you have to believe in your cards...that's how true duelers play" and play another round. I am appalled by this behavior and I think their parents should kick them in their vaginas and then eat a bucket full of steaming gay for raising such worthless children.
I like to collect swords and knives and old condoms...'nuff said
Sex is always fun, 'cept when you drop the soap...then it kind of hurts. I'm tired of typing...as long as you're not an a**, or a poser then I won't mind you.
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Life SUCKS, please kill me, I wear TIGHT pants.
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Anyone who uses the word n00b deserves to be drop kicked in the throat. Stop playing dungeons and dragons and go outside.
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