Bite-My-Sharpie

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Last Login: 12/28/2011 11:28 pm

Registered: 08/16/2006

Gender: Female

Things I long for.

 

Color the world

Stardust


Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message
tell me what the ******** is goin on, Alright peace.

Oh my god, I just had a ********' dream about this s**t
called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change
the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our
commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this
s**t is ********'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking
about a place to stay or something? I think he said
he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog.


Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat
I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need
This product I have right here, is small and light in weight
And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase
Stardust
We're not sure just what it does
But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us
"If it wasn't for this here product and so on...."
Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on
It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself
If you got problems in life, this here product can help
This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand
The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two
And been compelled by the product
And intrigued, about what it can do for you
Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone
Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong


Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying, or you're moving along


What's this ya ask, I can't say
'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way
And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample
And plus if people see, then I get trampled
Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me
Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me
I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try
And how about you,
Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing?
Well I'm gonna tell you what to do,
Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on
Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on
Now I been living off the stuff,
That we been selling for some time now
And look at me, I'm finer than a line now
I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes,
But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived

Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying, or you're moving along


Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
salesman-slash-hustler
'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer
Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?
Probably not, but people are ready to buy
Anything, from anybody, any time at all
Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all
And it's all half off, and everything has to go
It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low
Before you wake up, we're already gone
On our way, another town, another story evolves
And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong
It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along
I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave
In less than twenty seconds, and believe
I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines
Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine

Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying, or you're moving along


 

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Alucards_Hell Report | 01/07/2010 11:38 am
Alucards_Hell
Happy Birthday My Friend!!!
Pet_Detective84 Report | 12/16/2008 2:37 pm
Pet_Detective84
just poppin in to say was-aaa-beee
iMichellee Report | 12/01/2008 4:46 pm
iMichellee
What?! I didn't cal you a whore. My cousin messes with my accounts and s**t.

I don't care if you have a job. And you propably don't care that my cousin said that,

so, i'm just comin' clean. You DON'T look like a whore, and I like my avi.

You're avi looks more like.. an avi, ok? Just don't lie, and say

you have a "job".. wait. NVM. But, don't call me a tween. Please.

. ____________.
Dr_Kevn Report | 11/30/2008 1:18 am
Dr_Kevn
Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't been on here in a while[long while]. I've been busy with school and you know, the works.



Haha sorry, I just logged on because I remembered. User Image
-Luna-Forever love- Report | 11/29/2008 12:40 pm
-Luna-Forever love-
what happened?
-Luna-Forever love- Report | 11/26/2008 11:06 am
-Luna-Forever love-
hey whats up?
-Luna-Forever love- Report | 11/09/2008 7:30 am
-Luna-Forever love-
omg this is crazy this guy is like a ...flute god! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZX5qdIEB0&feature=related
iMichellee Report | 10/13/2008 4:40 pm
iMichellee
NO offence, but you look like a WHORE. : )
xxJuggaletteMommaxx Report | 10/12/2008 8:46 am
xxJuggaletteMommaxx
iight, ill add u when i get done on my modeling site, look it up, deadclownjuggalette21@yahoo.com
xxJuggaletteMommaxx Report | 10/12/2008 8:38 am
xxJuggaletteMommaxx
yuss, look up juggaletteshadow420@yahoo.com
 
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