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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends
*Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready.
*Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever.
*Kiss on the Head: Your my everything.
*Kiss on the temple : I like you.
*Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
*Kiss on the Neck: We belong together.
*Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Kiss on the Lips: I love you.
*Playin Around With Hair: Can't Live Without U
*Holding Hands: Happiness
*Arms Around Waist: U Are Mine, I Need U
*A Hug: I Care
*Smiling At Eachother:I Like U
*Wink: Flirtation'
*Looking Around: Hiding True Feelings
*Tender Kiss On the Side of the Lips: Your Smile
*Wetting Your Lips: Waiting 4 A Kiss
*Tear Drop: I Am Losing U
*Crying:I Lost U
if u lve someone dearly copy this to ur pro.

When life gives you skittles...
You throw them at someone's face and yell
~~~~TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!!!!!!!~~~~

OMG! Are you okayy??
I saw the short bus
flip over and I know
how you don't like to
wear your helmet cause
its hard to lick the windows.

im so SMART im almost RETARDED =)

Hug a tree, It has less issues than people.

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO: Will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happend YESTERDAY

as i sit alone my mind starts to wonder do u rlly luv me or is it tht i cn break tht easly or is is cuz im weaker i loved u a lot i even called ur name as i was hurting there u go wit tht other girl tell me y do u just stick around if ur just goin to break me to peices i cn never feel again after u done hurt me so many times y do i even care if ur dead so tell me y is it so hard to leave u i cnt stand the sorrow in this life the darkness pain of the abyss tht u caused to happen i my heart all i can feel is aguny and anger towards u

sa im alone at nite the moon is full the rain is poring and theres no sight of u in my life im sorry to say but i cant stand it i am done with your stupid games now run along and paly with someone elses heart

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---The boys don't want to reach---
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-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
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when i tell u
I LOVE U
i dnt say it out of habit
or to make conversation.
i say it to remind u
that ur the best thing
tht ever happend to me

when a guy says your HOT
he's looking at ur body
when a guy says your PRETTY
he's looking at ur face
when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL
he's looking at your heart

He gave her 12 roses,
11 real and 1 fake,
and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

You Say Blue
I Say Purple
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Skillet
You Say Dance
I Say J-Pop
You Say I'm Strange
I Say You Dang Right I'm Stange!!!
Put This on your profile if u agree

Abortion is wrong

Month One


Mommy,
I am only 4 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.


Month Two

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.


Month Three

You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad, too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.


Month Four

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.


Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?


Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!


Month Seven

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?


Every Abortion Is Just . . .


One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

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M-Makes Dating Fun
A-A hypocrite
D-Devilish at times
D-Dumb and Crazy
I-Is Really Sweet
E-Easy to Fall in Love With

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU!
8} WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS sad (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8}
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRL: well im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GIRL:What's wrong?
BOY: I like her so much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.
GIRL:Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GIRL: Oh some boy.
BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.
GIRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.

GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.
GUYS- If u are man go tell the girl that you adore that you love her. post this on ur page

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fake friends:never ask fro food
true friends:are the reason you have no food

fake friends:call your parents Mr/Mrs.
true friends:call your parent mom/dad

fake friends:bail you outa jail and tell you what you did was wrong
true friends:would sit next to you saying "damn... we messed up... but that s**t was fun!"

fake friends:never seen you cry
true friends:cry with you

fake friends:borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
true friends:keep your s**t for so long they forget its even yours

fake friends:know few things about you
true friends:could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

fake friends:will leave you behing if thats wat the crowd is doing
true friends:will kick the whole crowds a** for leaving you

fake friends:would knock on your front door
true friends:walk right in and say "IM HOME!"

fake friends:will take your drink away wen they think youve had enough
true friends:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we dont waste s**t!"

fake friends:will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t to you
true friends:knock them the ******** out!

fake friends:will read this
true friends:will steal this like i did

sa im alone at nite the moon is full the rain is poring and theres no sight of u in my life im sorry to say but i cant stand it i am done with your stupid games now run along and paly with someone elses heart

Somewhere theres someone
Who dreams of your smile
And finda in your presence
That life is worth while
So when you are lonely
Remember its true
Somebody somewhere is
Thinking of you.

i want a guy that
likes me for who i am
and not because im pretty
i want a guy that
says im beautiful even when im not
i want a guy that doesin lie
i want a guy that doesnt cheat
and i want a guy that will love me no matter what.
I deserve a guy like that

95% Of Teens
Would Break Down
If The Jonas Brothers
Or Miley Cyrus
Was About To
Jump Off A
Building
To Kill
Themselves.
Copy And Paste
If Your The 5% That
Would Grab Your Camera
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A guy and a girl were going 100 mph in the barstow desert in California.

Girl: Slow down Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not! Please slow down!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. now,for ever and allways! no please slow down baby!
Guy: Now give me a hug. I love you!
She gave him a hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself.
Girl: Why? We Will be allright if you slow down!
Guy: 'Cuz I want you to have it.
Girl slips the helmet on and hold her boyfriend tight.

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love copy this in your profile




this is the sweetest thing i have ever heard!!!!!
i would totally do that!!!

I am
10 % *GIRLY*
20% *SHY*
30% *CRAZY*
40% *WEIRD*
50% *SMART*
60% *SWEET*
70% *AWESOME*
80% *RANDOM*
90% *CREATIVE*
100% *ME*

check out dis AWESOME heart!!!



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IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called heroin TWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too
25.I named all my dogs after Jacob Black and his friends

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║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too

COPY AND PASTES!!!

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This is bunny he want's to take over the internet, but he need's your help. Join the bunny side, we have cake! Copy and paste this in your profile.

<3 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. <3



If you've ever run into a door, put this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you think those kids should give that godforsaken rabbit his Trix, put this in your profile.

90 percent of the teen population has done drugs, smoked or drunk underage. Put this in your profile ifyou are among the 10 percent who haven't.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are emo (and proud of it), copy and paste this into your profile.



If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.


if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.




If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile


If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.


If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.


93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile


If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

I love copy and pastes!!! teehheee!

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
(i broke a bone because of this 1! ^)

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great...just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- yes now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-............well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school. friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
Boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i shouldnt be the one to tell u...... boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- ...........>breaks into tears<.............
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me

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when diamonds never sparkle
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whan thunder never echos
and rivers don't flow
whan hearts no longer wonder
and my hands are never held
whan smiles are only memories
and hope is never felt
when trees no longer blossom
and stars refuse to shine
when God only commands
that you are no longer mine
then i'll stop loving you.

Did you just call me a b***h?
Well, bitches are dogs,
and dogs bark,
and bark is on trees,
and trees are a part of nature,
and nature is beautiful.
so yea, thanks for the compliment.

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SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! One Nation, 'Under God'.
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky...
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist...
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one! (You Go Girl!)
FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT' II CORINTHIANS 5:7 Don't forget to pass this on! I love this one. Everyone
should send this to everyone they know, especially today with prayer restricted in schools. Forward if you believe in GOD!!!! -- a life without love is like a year without summer (__/) (='.'=) (" wink _(" wink

<(^.^)> Kirby!!!!

IF U CRY, I CRY!
IF U FIGHT, I FIGHT!
IF U JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,
OH HELL IM COMING!

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including the person that send it 2 u

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Numbers start with 123
Songs start with Do~Re~Mi
Love starts with You and Me

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Only a Vampire
can Love you
Forever

Finding Friendship like
ours is like
Nailing Jello to a tree
***Impossible♥♥

You can close your eyes
for the things you don't
want to see. But you can
never close your heart from
what you don't want to feel.

You came all the way down here?!?!?! YOU MUST REALLY ♥LOVE♥ ME!!!!!
♥♥Dont Worry...
I ♥LOVE♥ YOU TOO!!!!!!

Did you remember to:

♥Post a comment?

♥♥Add me as your friend?

♥♥♥Steal a copy and paste?

♥♥♥♥If you have not done these things, PLEASE DO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥BYEZ!♥♥♥♥♥

I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER
BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY.
I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND,
BUT IT WASHED AWAY.
I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND,
BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY.
I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART,
AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY.

Break Dance
Not Hearts
(Even though i dont
break dance. ha ha ha)

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better.
Think I'm ugly?
Don't look at me.
Don't like my style?
Don't like yours.
Don't know me?
Don't judge me.
Think u know me?
You have NO idea!
Think I'm evil?
Think about yourself.
Can't handle me?
Let me go.
Think I'm stupid?
You aren't so smart yourself!
Hate how I always try to be happy?
You'll be sorry when I'm always angry at YOU!
Hate my opinions?
That's only YOUR opinion!
Mess with me?
I'll always have a smart response!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over IT!!!!

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. Put this on your profile if you like bagels.

Everyone needs compassion,
A love that's never failing,
Let mercy fall on me.
Everyone needs forgiveness,
The kindness of a Savior,
The hope of nations.
Savior He can move the mountains,
My God is Mighty to save,
He is Mighty to save.
Forever,
Author of salvation,
He rose and conquered the grave,
Jesus conquered the grave.
So take me as You find me,
All my fears and failures,
Fill my life again.
I give my life to follow,
Everything I believe in,
Now I surrender.

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