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Report | 06/28/2009 8:18 pm

AgentCJA

but dude! chuck noris is everywhere! either a drunk guy told me that or i said it once

Report | 06/28/2009 8:16 pm

AgentCJA

wrong awnser dumb a**! its chuck noris's fist!

Report | 06/28/2009 7:38 pm

AgentCJA

whats the fastest way to a mans heart? bett u cant awnser it!

Report | 06/28/2009 9:52 am

AgentCJA

dude look at my profile! i made it my self

Report | 06/27/2009 10:44 pm

AgentCJA

that's how u travel through time

Report | 06/27/2009 10:43 pm

AgentCJA

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Report | 06/27/2009 8:51 pm

AgentCJA

i'm goin home!

Report | 06/26/2009 4:08 pm

moneychic202

k

Report | 06/26/2009 10:09 am

moneychic202

hey um i put crionna in daycare which means kepp her in inventory and cow in the same ting ill probably wont be at my house ill be at my aunts shes awesome anyway were goin at 7 or 6 also i can pm u but i dont let people text me l bye honey

Report | 06/26/2009 9:53 am

AgentCJA

brb i'm fonna me sum waffles ^.^

Report | 06/26/2009 9:52 am

AgentCJA

no i was in a race

Report | 06/26/2009 9:40 am

AgentCJA

lol no seriously go to rally i'm there right now

Report | 06/26/2009 9:38 am

AgentCJA

ya but now go to the rally or i'm gonna do to you what all the squrily songs said. there are 6 of them

Report | 06/25/2009 11:16 pm

AgentCJA

dude get ready for the whole first star wars movie in one 5minute and 29 second song


                                                                                 Title: the saga begins by weird al


A long, long time ago


In a galaxy far away


Naboo was under an attack


And I find me and Qui-Gon Jinn


Could talk the federation in


To maybe cutting them a little slack


But their response, it didn't thrill us


They locked the doors and tried to kill us


We escaped from that gas


Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass


We took a bongo from the scene


And we went to Theed to see the Queen


We all wound up on Tatooine


That's where we found this boy





Oh


My my this here Anakin guy


Maybe Vader someday later


Now he's just a small fry


He left his home


And kissed his mommy goodbye


Sayin'


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"





Did you know this junkyard slave


Isn't even old enough to shave


But he can use the Force, they say





Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen


Though he's just nine and she's fourteen


Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday





Well, I know he built C-3PO


And I've heard how fast his pod can go


And we were broke, it's true


So we made a wager or two


He was a prepubescent flyin' ace


And the minute Jabba started off that race


Well, I knew who would win first place


Oh yes, it was our boy





We started singin'


My my this here Anakin guy


Maybe Vader someday later


Now he's just a small fry


And he left his home


And kissed his mommy goodbye


Sayin'


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"





Now we finally got to Coruscant


The Jedi Council we knew would want


To see how good the boy could be


So we took him there and we told the tale


How his midi-chlorians were off the scale


And he might fulfill that prophecy


Oh the Council was impressed of course


Could he bring balance to the Force?


They interviewed the kid


Oh, training they forbid


Because Yoda sensed in him much fear


And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"


"Just stick it in your pointy ear"


"I still will teach this boy"





He was singin'


My my this here Anakin guy


Maybe Vader someday later


Now he's just a small fry


And he left his home


And kissed his mommy goodbye


Sayin'


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"





We caught a ride back to Naboo


'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to


I frankly would've liked to stay


We all fought in that epic war


And it wasn't long at all before


Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day


And in the end some Gungans died


Some ships blew up and some pilots fried


A lot of folks were croakin'


The battle droids were broken


And the Jedi I admire most


Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast


Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost


I guess I'll train this boy





And I was singin'


My my this here Anakin guy


Maybe Vader someday later


Now he's just a small fry


And he left his home


And kissed his mommy goodbye


Sayin'


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"


"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"





We were singin'


My my this here Anakin guy


Maybe Vader someday later


Now he's just a small fry


And he left his home


And kissed his mommy goodbye


Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Report | 06/25/2009 9:37 pm

AgentCJA

i know i sent you a voicemail on ur phone about it. were safe now.

Report | 06/25/2009 11:45 am

moneychic202

k

Report | 06/25/2009 11:42 am

moneychic202

k

Report | 06/25/2009 11:36 am

moneychic202

uh honey i kinda bougt u sometin already srry

Report | 06/25/2009 11:32 am

moneychic202

k baby

Report | 06/25/2009 11:25 am

moneychic202

k

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