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Kaleb Is Currently Questing
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Make him a spiffeh sign, you will be luffed forever. <3


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Bleeding Starshine


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This: User Image : Is me, [K.A.L.E.B], the star. I change colors, sparkle, and float. You don't like it? Well, that's just too bad. You have issues.

Kaleb is a [G.U.Y], his favorite color is [N.E.O.N.G.R.E.E.N], he enjoys long [W.A.L.K.S] on the [B.E.A.C.H] by [S.T.A.R.L.I.G.H.T], lives in [F.L.O.R.I.D.A], is
[E.I.G.H.T.T.E.E.N] years old, has [O.N.E] sibling, is [B.I.S.E.X.U.A.L], and is [T.A.K.E.N]. He wears [C.O.N.V.E.R.S.E] as shoes, he wears [G.U.Y.L.I.N.E.R], and [G.U.Y.S.H.A.D.O.W], is a [P.Y.R.O], and his favorite band of all time is [T.H.E.U.S.E.D]. Kaleb plays [G.U.I.T.A.R], speaks in [O.L.D.E.E.N.G.L.I.S.H], and has a [B.R.I.T.I.S.H.A.C.C.E.N.T]. He also has recently developed a [S.T.U.T.T.E.R.I.N.G.P.R.O.B.L.E.M]. He [L.A.U.G.H.S] like a [G.I.R.L] and sometimes [T.A.L.K.S] like a [G.I.R.L]. By the way, if you are [S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.E.D.G.E], Kaleb doesn't wanna know about it because he is [N.O.T] nor does he [S.U.P.P.O.R.T.I.T].

If you do not like Kaleb, then [F.U.C.K.Y.O.U].

By the way, you mess with Kaleb's friends, you mess with Kaleb. No one pwns his friends without his/his friend's permission!


Kaleb's Real Life Stats, Omg!

His Amazing Face Devouring Hair Is Currently [D.Y.E.D]. [Ebony Black, With Hot Pink And Blonde Highlight-Type-Things]

The Orbs That Look At You Are Currently [O.R.A.N.G.E]. [Contacts]

Oh Mai Gawd, Kaleb Is Ah Midget. Kaleb Is [F.I.V.E.F.O.O.T.F.I.V.E]. [5'5"]

His Nails Are Currently Painted [N.E.O.N.G.R.E.E.N].

Kaleb Has [T.E.N] [10] Piercings. [Belly Button, Right n****e, Tongue, Three On Each Lobe Going Up The Ear, And His Right Cartilage] This Will Soon Change To [T.W.E.L.V.E] [12] When He Gets Snakebites.

Kaleb's [R.E.L.I.G.I.O.N] Lies Currently In That Of [A.T.H.E.I.S.M].


Things That Make Kaleb Happy-Happy:

    Colours
    Stars
    Comments
    PMs
    Friends
    Rainbows
    Music
    The Mall
    Fashion
    Kyute Animals
    Literacy
    Gold
    Hair Dye
    His Amazing Face Devouring Hair
    The Nautical Star
    Neon Colors
    Peanut Butter
    Avvie Art
    Journal Comments/Views


Things That Make Kaleb Cry:

    Water [Because He Can't Swim]
    Food
    Boredome
    Illiteracy
    No Love
    People Who Call Him Emo
    People Who Label Others
    The Color Brown
    Crabs And Lobsters
    Sunlight And Brightness
    Power Outages
    Dora [Don't Ask]
    The Number Thirteen
    Hurricanes
    Thunder


Things That Kaleb Has Talent In:

    Playing Guitar
    Skateboarding
    Cosmetic Designs
    Fashion
    Singing
    Olde English Literature
    Acting
    Spazzing Out
    Dancing/DDR


Things Kaleb Has Absolutely No Talent In:

    Mathematics
    History
    Swimming Or Anything With/Near A Water-Like Substance
    Test Taking
    Remembering Things
    Figuring Things Out/Taking Hints


Things That Make Kaleb Shiver In Terror:

    Water [Is Deathly Afraid Of Water]
    The Flash Of A Camera [It Sucks Out Your Soul]
    Loud Unexpected Noises
    Rape
    Threats
    Dora Costumes
    Clowns
    His Friends Abandoning Him
    Getting Arrested
    Breaking Up With His Amazing Girlfriend
    Sharks
    The Wiggles
    Ghosts and Spirits


Omg, Kaleb Has Favorite Bands!
[In Somewhat Alphabetical Order]

    The Used
    The Almost
    Avenged Sevenfold
    Underoath
    Fall Out Boy
    Panic! At The Disco
    Tokyo Rose
    HIM
    My Chemical Romance
    Hellogoodbye
    Aiden
    Armor For Sleep
    Circa Survive
    Boys Like Girls
    Coheed & Cambria
    Cute Is What We Aim For
    The Academy Is...
    Dashboard Confessional
    The Medic Droid
    Funeral For A Friend
    Making April
    October Fall
    Senses Fail
    Taking Back Sunday
    The Evoka Project
    Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Thursday
    Vendetta Red
    Atreyu
    Bless The Fall
    Saosin
    As I Lay Dieing
    Flyleaf
    Slipknot
    Mindless Self Indulgence
    AFI
    Hawthorne Heights
    Paramore
    The Higher
    Aim.and.Fire
    Bless the Fall
    Bloodline Calligraphy
    Crossfade
    Drop, Dead Gorgeous
    Escape The Fate
    Hollywood Undead
    Scotty Vanity
    Jeffree Star


Kaleb Stalks This Amazing Kiddo:

Loser Pixles

[He ish the spiffiest and kyutest kid alive! <3 I love him to death!!]

If you would like to [T.A.L.K] to Kaleb, then [I.M.H.I.M.T.H.R.O.U.G.H.A.I.M]. His [S.C.R.E.E.N.N.A.M.E] is Chronic Elixir. Kaleb [L.O.V.E.S] getting [R.A.N.D.O.M.I.M.S] so don't be [S.C.A.R.E.D]. Kaleb is very [N.I.C.E] and [G.E.N.T.L.E]. <3


Sometymes Kailab lykes to tawk lyke thys bii spellang thii words lyke thay sownd insted uff 'ow thay arr spelt. =O Regahdlass uff how literatt hi is.


Do you want to [H.E.L.P] Kaleb? Then...[D.O.N.A.T.E]! Psshyeah!


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Total Value: 97,498 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Black Glamrock Jeans
Blue Star Face Tattoo
Elegant Blue Ribbon
Blue MehTRO T with Cross
Pixie
Dark Star
Morgana's Gloves
HIPster Blue Tint Shades
Blue SKA shoes
Fairy Wings
KiKi Inner Tube
Blue Web Stockings

Note: That's the [L.A.S.T] time I'm changing mai dream avvie. x] And that [L.A.S.T.I.T.E.M] I changed mai mind on. ;]


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Thanks to Donators!! <3
-xNostalgicxForxDisasterx- Fer gold.
-Kriistalyzed Kaz- Fer gold.
-K3YLiiM3Pii3- Fer two items.
-Tay-Zay- Fer gold.

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Kaleb's Spiffeh Life

The stuff my stalkers can track meh with and much much more.


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Khol White

Report | 06/02/2009 6:29 pm

Khol White

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Will You Vote for Kitter Katters in the Arenas!?

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Vote For Kitter Katters in The Arena! :'D


Or

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Will You Vote for Kitter's Brother, Toxic!?

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Vote For Toxic Rawk in The Arena! D':
aya_190

Report | 05/18/2009 5:49 pm

aya_190

This was supposed to be a randome comment...But you're on my friendslist apparantly xD

And your amazing profile does ring a bell O 3o
Miss Fruit Loops

Report | 04/03/2008 10:12 am

Miss Fruit Loops

Mrow. =3
Kriistalyzed Kaz

Report | 03/30/2008 3:44 pm

Kriistalyzed Kaz

Omg, really!? O_O What happened??? How're you there????????
Kriistalyzed Kaz

Report | 03/30/2008 1:19 pm

Kriistalyzed Kaz

Duuuude. Are you srsly at Ev's house???? O_o
Kriistalyzed Kaz

Report | 03/29/2008 12:16 pm

Kriistalyzed Kaz

Dooood.

I finally got back on gaia. xD Lmfaoz.

I'm tired of talking on VF. And yer never on myspace.

Come back on gaia, luff. Lmfaoz.

Ily. :]

I'll yell at you to get on gaia on VF...xDDD Hahaha.

Hope you get back on soon.

Or I keel yew. >]

Lawls. <3
InsanePandaz

Report | 01/20/2008 8:30 am

InsanePandaz

Hey, do you remember me? I used to be 'JenniferOfTheSand', but I recently changed my username. I was going through some of my old comments because I had nothing better to do, and I saw your comment~ lol if you don't remember me, it's ok. ^^
bettya43c1946

Report | 01/19/2008 4:50 am

bettya43c1946

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KingOfBr0kenHearts

Report | 12/31/2007 8:48 pm

KingOfBr0kenHearts

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Neemerneem

Report | 12/17/2007 3:23 pm

Neemerneem

*KICKS YOU IN THE SHIN*

Are you that person that everyone talks about?...

*attempts to kick you again*

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