Gender: Female
Location: Globetrotter
Birthday: 12/22
Occupation: Thinking
I never though hell would be this pink
I have eccentric cats
There are better ways of committing suicide then freezing to death so wear a scarf
I am one of the many that suffer from poobear syndrome
Your ether very strong or it.s a midget elephant
People buy what they.re told to buy. They don.t know its ugly, or maybe they do and they think there.s something wrong with thinking that
One day we.ll tell our kids we use to skate on frozen lakes and they.ll say really?
Would you rape me if you met me?
i.m in her mind all the time
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Imagine having a 46 year old stone baby
Have packet of pop tart icing
I don.t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Smelly cat smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
How can I think of a good come back when I don,t understand what you.re saying
Your mother was a salamander... don.t ask
Dancing sheep are sex
I can.t live, with or without you
The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
Santa doesn.t believe in you ether
When I am king you will be first up on the wall
common sense isn.t that common
one sex fits all
Life sucks no matter what so don’t be fooled by location changes
who called a meeting of the itty bitty titty commitee?
You go girl, and don’t come back
Swearing in French is like whipping your a** with silk
*Raises hand* I second the breasts
Come back, my voice isn’t that bad
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so the moral of the story is, don't sing along in Taco Bell.
hell is ones self
shut your hole, before I put you in one
does a dyslexic atheist believe in dog ?
how do you get the penises of recently dead men erect?
it's like the paper bag of the 21st century
my camptions blew up
Never trust someone who's only purpose in life is to post his c**k on the GD
please please leave me home page notes and not privet messages, i can't read them!
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