Hi ^^

'Ello. My name is Lydia, but most people (at least online) just call me Blue.

I can sometimes be really annoying (it's fun).

I've always wanted to taste cat food but I'm afraid my cat will get mad at me for stealing.

I'm a HUGE Fullmetal Alchemist fan and my favorite characters are Izumi, Edward, and Roy Mustang. I was really MAD when I watched the movie, though. *WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I CANNOT TAKE AWAY YOUR MEMORIES UNLESS I HIT YOU REALLY HARD IN THE HEAD AND GIVE YOU AMNESIA AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD NOT BE FUN SO JUST DON'T READ THIS IF YOU LIKE SURPRISES* Edward and Alphonse belong in their own world, dammit. And WHY AREN'T RIZA AND ROY MARRIED BY NOW?! Apparently they both lack the nerve to just say that they are totally and completely head-over-heels in love with each other. That was only the second thing that I HATED about the movie. But I'm not done yet. Izumi should have lived longer! She rocked so hard it's not even funny. But of course they had to kill her, because they're idiots. "They" being that fat old Japanese director guy and the rest of the people who made the movie. And I know he's fat, because I saw this thing, and he was in it, and he was talking about making the movie, and he was speaking Japanese, and he was fat.

Anyway, back to important things.

What else can I say? Hmm.

OOH! I know! It's time for Q&A!!!! *music begins to play*

These are just a few questions that people have asked me. And remember, if you don't like it, you can lump it.

Q: What do you look like?
A: Well, I have vivid orange skin and long, majestic horns coming out of my forehead. I have the legs of a venomous hippopotamus and the tail of a child-safe bucket of paint. I have no face; instead I have a screwdriver. The rest of my body is like a swirling black mist that sneaks in through your window at night and devours your pathetic mortal soul.

Q: That's not what you really look like.
A: And that's not really a question. Nyah.

Q: When you rule the universe, what will you do with your power?
A: shoebox

Q: Why didn't you answer my last question?
A: shoebox

Q: Why do you keep saying that?
A: shoebox

Q: Is that all you can say?
A: Yes!

Q: Aren't you supposed to say "shoebox"?
A: No, I say "yes" because saying yes would imply that I could only say "shoebox" and yet I would be saying something else at the same time, thus confusing everybody.

Q: I need a babysitter. Will you please sit my baby?
A: No.

Q: What are you afraid of?
A: Me? Afraid? Pssh.

Well, there's one thing... I don't like shots. I had a bad experience when I was little, okay? *hides in corner*

Q: I saw somebody call you Pants the other day and I was wondering how you got that nickname.
A: It's from my Diablo days. I don't really play Diablo anymore, but the legacy lives on.

Q: Why do you hate Disneyland so much?
A: I hate it because it is home to Fascist Mouse and all his little Nazi friends. I DARE YOU TO TRY GIVING ME A HUG, YOU EVIL LITTLE RODENT! TASTE MY FLAMING FURY! RAAAAAH! Ahem. Sorry.

Q: What are you wearing?
A: This is a creepy question.

Q: What's the meaning of life?
A: The other daemon gods would get mad at me for revealing that secret to a mortal such as yourself.

Q: Pretty please?
A. Oh, alright. For you. The meaning of life is...

Ah, darn, it's getting late. I must prowl beneath the night sky. Sorry, but I won't have time to answer your question.

*In a puff of royal blue smoke, the daemon goddess disappears. You hear a voice echoing around you... it seems to be saying something about a solid gold statue of pie. What an intelligent voice. Suddenly, the floor OMGvanishes beneath your feet! What will you do? How will you survive? THERE IS NO ESCAPE! I HAVE YOU NOW! MUAHAHAHAHA! Drive safely.*