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A white man walks up to a black man. The white man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" The black man whips his head around angrily and says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." But you, dear man,"You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you still have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turns around, and walks away. Put this on your profile if you hate racism.

You live in 09 when:
1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or Myspace.
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

------------------Girls
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
-----------------climb all
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree

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What eye color suits you?

***I'm teal eyes, what are you?***

Your answers:

were you born on a ... Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday ??? were you born on a ... Sunday - Yellow eyes Monday - Grey eyes Tuesday - Green eyes Wednesday - Blue eyes Thursday - Teal eyes Friday - Black


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Rue of Valen

Report | 03/12/2011 11:58 pm

Rue of Valen

I'm funny? lol how am I funny to you?
Smell You Later

Report | 10/12/2010 7:14 pm

Smell You Later

IM a KITsuNE AWesOMe GuY
General Maher

Report | 04/13/2010 9:50 pm

General Maher

atleast im not the one who got pwned in armwrestling and who got beat up by sufyan number 1 before me of the noobiest of the noobiest noobs!!!!!
General Maher

Report | 04/12/2010 2:46 pm

General Maher

oh look its the noob
General Maher

Report | 04/08/2010 9:09 pm

General Maher

sup