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I have nothing clever and/or witty to put here.

really.

so go away.



....92% teens would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if your one of the 8% who would be laughing their a** off.

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The Life and Times of Blunt

the random, pointless ramblings of me


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Amarga

Report | 01/02/2009 9:24 pm

Amarga

!!!
LoserKoolz

Report | 11/25/2007 4:12 pm

LoserKoolz

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food































REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.































FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs































REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM































FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.































REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"































FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.































REAL FRiENDS: cry with you































FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.































REAL FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.































FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.































REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.































FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.































REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.































FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.































REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"































FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.































REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.































FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.































REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out































FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this































REAL FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!































If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. send this to all the people you care about. First, I want you to know that I love you to death and i think you are amazing.. If I dont get this back I understand... I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. if you recieve at least 7 back then you are AMAZING xXx
ugly bag of mostly water

Report | 08/22/2007 10:08 pm

ugly bag of mostly water

it loses some of its randomness when you tell them to do it.

sorry.
bloodyLkisses

Report | 08/20/2007 12:10 am

bloodyLkisses

DUDE i wanna make sure you explode into spazms of rainbowy glitter. that would be SO cool to watch so guess what. RANDOM a** COMMENT ON YOUR PROFILE hahahahahah. no explode EXPLODE.lol
Rikdo Yoshiko

Report | 04/25/2007 6:27 pm

Rikdo Yoshiko

*nods*
Lady Phi

Report | 02/24/2007 8:04 pm

Lady Phi

haha, I love your profile
Poison Apple Candy

Report | 01/28/2007 10:51 am

Poison Apple Candy

hi! just comenting all my firends...........coments are loved!


love ur profile
Xyloid

Report | 01/08/2007 8:24 am

Xyloid

I lol'd at your signature.

I don't remember saying that.
travisa29

Report | 01/06/2007 4:23 pm

travisa29

But he's my dog
D:
xMalleusxHIMxMaleficarumx

Report | 01/03/2007 4:27 pm

xMalleusxHIMxMaleficarumx

fetus juice rofl

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