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Do you know where liars go
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"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former FRENCH President
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
If you die, I'll kill you!"
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
In case of rapture this computer will be unmanned
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