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guess what...
knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it
Ok read the English meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right..................... Sum Ting Wong-Sumthing Wrong?
2) Are you harboring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding-How You Hiding?
3) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hia Nao-???
4) Stupid Man......................... Dum Fa reak- Dome Freak
5) Small horse......................... Tai Ni Po Ni - Tiny Pony
6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan- Why You So Tan?
7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Ni-???
I think you need a face lift............. Chin Tu Fat- Chin Too Fat
9) It's very dark in here................ Wai So Dim- Why So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching- Why U Munching??
11) This is a tow away zone............. No Pah King-No Parking
12) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo- Lieing Low
13) He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka-Washing Car
14) Your body odor is offensive......... Yu Stin Ki Pu-You Stinky Poo
15) Great............................. Fre akin Su Pah- Freakin Suppa
For the losers who didnt get it..... you're dumb
copy paste this to everyone, at least 10 persons