About

Whuddup ********? Alright, so some s**t about me:


-My real name is unimportant at the moment, you may call me Slim.

-I'm deeply in love with my girlfriend, Heather. Yes, she lives two states away from me, and no, we've never actually met in person. She's also four years older than I am. Guess what, I really couldn't care less if you have any problems with that. Moving on.

~I'm in the process of joining ROTC at my high school (Reserve Officer Training Core). So, unfortunately, I can't go and get all the piercings I want yet, and I can't grow my hair out or do crazy s**t with it.

-As much as I'd like to say otherwise, I'm not a very complicated guy. The perfect outfit for me is black work boots, slightly baggy blue jeans, and a black T-shirt. I'd like to get a necklace or two and some wristbands and bracelets though. I also enjoy wearing unsual belts. My current one has a bunch of small metal plates coating it instead of pyramid studs. It's pretty cool.

~I have recently discovered that Monster makes coffee, so I've been pretty obsessed with consuming that as of late. Some other things I like to quench my thirst with are Mountain Dew, cold water, Monster, and chocolate milk. Yeah, that's right. I said chocolate ******** milk.

-Unecessary violence is entertaining in my opinion. Get over it. I'm a violent person. I also cuss way too much.

~I'm usually a d**k to most people only because they annoy me. There are a few people who I will go out of my way to be nice to. You probably aren't one of them.

-Black is my favorite color. It can be mysterious, sofisticated, intimidating, classy, and attractive. The hottest thing I have ever seen was my baby in a black T-shirt, black panties, and black boots. I still get a hard on everytime I imagine it.

~I'm a very sexual person, very open about sex and very comfortable with my sexuality. I lost my virginity at the age of fourteen. I've had sex in the past, and I'm gonna have sex a lot more in the future. And those of you who don't approve can ******** off.

-If you took the time to read all this, then I'm impressed . . . kinda.

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Jaded Jubilation

Report | 12/29/2007 3:10 pm

Jaded Jubilation

You ish teh serious fella User Image
void antics

Report | 10/24/2007 2:05 pm

void antics

I hope you feel better now BTW



<3
Corpse D O L L

Report | 10/16/2007 3:40 pm

Corpse D O L L

xD And I completely ******** up that code.
Corpse D O L L

Report | 10/16/2007 3:39 pm

Corpse D O L L

D: BITE SIZED?!



. . .



;D Are you implying something, Garrett?

XD [/sized]
Corpse D O L L

Report | 10/15/2007 3:35 pm

Corpse D O L L

I was on Melissa's profile and I JUST realized that you told her I had boobs >___>!!!!



I DO NOT!!!

D: I have tatertots...
void antics

Report | 10/13/2007 1:50 am

void antics

LOL

Iknow

So, how are you today?
void antics

Report | 09/27/2007 1:13 pm

void antics

Uh... You don't know me ^_^'

I just wanted to say hi to someone...
void antics

Report | 09/23/2007 9:21 am

void antics

LOL HI
Corpse D O L L

Report | 09/15/2007 10:59 pm

Corpse D O L L

User Image You're so nekkid..



So..



Bare to the bone..



XDDDDDD -FAILS-
Dane Kington

Report | 09/12/2007 7:05 pm

Dane Kington

I'll be excited when I'm done being tired.