MY NAME IS AMBERRRRRRRR. Just kidding. It would be wierd if I had more than one "r" in my name. BUTT YEAH.

Everybody loves me, unless you hate me. Then, well I don't know what to tell you. keep hating, angry sex is best anyways.

I am 15 years young. Very young. young at heart. Like a little fart.

I ahve a really bad case of ADHD, But, I love it. It keeps things interesting. And totally unmellow. Becuzzzzzz. Mellow is boring. Very boring. unless I'm high. Weed is great. makes me loopy..sleepy. First time actually getting high I was jumping off couches thinking I was flying. Then tripping balls when the floor hit my face,

I am VERY random. And sexual. Lotsa lotsa sex. Cumming from a virgin in all honesty. HAHA. CUMMING. I like to be perverted. I like saying things thata re perverted. I like people who are perverted. Perverts= AMAZING. Except those old a** creepers trying to shove their wrinkly balls up little kids asses. Those belong in prison.

White man party boy. I can do that dance all day. Once i grabbed my physical education instructos a**. She screamed. Ahhh..Ms. Kelley. How I hate you.

I LOVE to dance. Whether I'm dancing like a total whore and droppin my s**t on the floor, OR dancing like I'm on crack and I am dysfunctional. I like to move my body. In fact, dancing stupid is my favorite..besides shuffling. it's good for the laughs.

Music. Sexual music. Depressing music. FOREIGN music. COUNTRYYYYY. ***** hell yea. I like music. All music. I don't give a fat flying ******** if everyoe else hates it. I say you can't like music, unless you like a decent variety.
EXCEPTION: Justin Bieber. I think I should slip viagra in his tea. And pray to God he actually groaws a pair. The boy needs it. Like, I can sing manlier that that. Yea I sound like a rapist when I use my man voice, but psh'aww mon. I can get more ladies. LADIESSSSSSS.

I am very random. I think I already said that. Bad memory comes with the fact that I'm blonde. PLUS I'm a stoner. I mean, yeah I need all the brain cells I can get, but I'm not afraid to lose a few on the way. I'm already senial, and I have the bones of an 80 year old fat b***h with Arthritis. Stupid milk, if it actually tasted good, i would drink it and wouldn't have this problem

I USED TO WAS FAT. And yeah, I used to have a fupa too. A pretty dman SEXY one. Not anymore. my vagger is pretty. AND SHAVED. I don't think any of my future sex friends...I hate the word Buddy. It is disgusting and if you ever call em that. I will tell you not to. Yea I'm so mean. ANYWAYS. I don't think he/she would like to play hide and seek. Or buried treasre. I keep it easy. CUZ I AM. I let EVERYBODY take control of me. Not really, that would be sad.

MY CURLS ARE NATURAL. Just feel liek I woudl point that out. Everyone asks. SO I'm jsut going to tell it how it is. YES THAT GIANT SACK OF PUBES KEEPING MY SCALP FROM GETTING SUBURNT. Is deffinately my natural hair. Thank you.

I really don't like myself. Yeah I can say I'm sexy. Or amazing..but that's jsut poopoo out the mouthhole. Kinda why my breath would stink if I didnt brush my teeth. MMM NUMMERS. I brush like 10 times daily thouh, AND. I am never without gum in my mouth. Oh boy, if I am..then I'm like a crazed smoker without my nicotine. NICCOTINE. I want to try speed. I bet...I would fall asleep. biggrin

RANDOM a** GRABBING IS THE BEST. I LOVE butts. It might be a fettish. I do NOT how to spell that...but I don't have spell check so you will have to deal. DEAL HOLMES. Calm down. Anywyas. Butts are exy. i lvoe to touch them. When I see them in movies, I get all excited. OHHH A BUTT. I feel wierd walking around touching mine. So i refrain...I feel smart again...From touching it. HOWEVER, Everyone else's....You might as well get yourself a chassidy belt..Because I WILL touch it. Whether they're big or small, I will grab them all. ♥

I aspire....I don't even know what that words means. But I feel smart using it...to become...a COMEDIAN. well probably not. I'll be like the next Shayna Dawson. His second b***h with perky tits. WOOOOOH TITTIES. Tits are hot, but v****a is not. v****a scares me. Once i saw one that looked like a gorilla face. Made me laugh. Then again, I was high as ********.

******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ********. Man, I love that word.

I think that I am done now....My brain train just tooka wrong turn and fell out of my earhole. OH LOOK DROOL. Anyways. If you actually made it this far then DAMN what a waste of time. Dumbass. And you call me the dumb one. I LOVE YOU. Ta-ta. ♥

NO COPYRIGHT. I find this on another bitches profile and I WILL rape you.
Virtually..cuz I have no life and would get my a** kicked otherwise. Jerks.




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