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roflmao XDDD the catapillar!!!
<<if you know what homeworld is and youve played it and liked it, and you mention it, i will probbaly love you with the pation of the christ>>
my real name is max...if that wasnt obvious then i laugh and say 'i wouldnt have gotten it either...we're special that way ^.~'
whelp this max-ish person likes lots-o-things. ask me and i've either hurd of it and have a long-a** oppinion about it or have never ever hurd of it...haha you dont wanna catch me when im hyper though...me sugar(or lack there of{its funny how that works...})=hyper, hyper=f-ing scary (last time i humped a teacher...haha j/k that would be funny though...)
The blue butterfly always gets asked the question 'Why are you always so sad?' Little do his friends know, that by asking that question they only make him feel worse. Because he's just being moody and just wants to be left alone and he doesn't need someone to point out the obvious, which he has no power to change. Geez.
Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called 'Heaven.'
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Roses are Red,
Diamonds are Blue,
I will fight any b***h,
That ******** with you!!
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Two guys were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Guy1:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy2:No, this is fun.
Guy1:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy2: Then tell me you love me.
Guy1:I love you, slow down.
Guy2:Now give me a big hug
*he gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the guy to know. Instead, he had him hug him and tell him he loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. i would do this.
yus...thats meh husband =3....you hurt him and you die!!!!! scream
I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO ******** WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? ******** SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY. A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT s**t UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH s**t I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, a*****e."
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Max's bottomless pit
...isnt the 'header' the title? oh well, whatever. read if you dare.random thoughts, stories, and what ever else i feel like doing :P
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