The juggalos pledge

I pledge allegiance to the hatchet of the Underground juggalos society, and to the for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with faygo and magic neden for all
juggalos be thy name, hatchet be thy game, mess with one you mess with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and jest pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow juggalo needs us, we stand by the wicked clowns and all thy stand for, so for all Juggalette and juggalo stand firm and always be ready
our Father of shangri-La Hallowed be thy name, If the world turns over save me from thy fiery rain keep me clean as the lotus grows
I ask you for forgiveness save me from the crows
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