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Hi,
i am Squirrel! (<-hit my parents not me)
My full name is Squirrel Jeff Stevens...
I am working as a cook but i have alot of freetime,
so i want to play gaia. Add me if you want biggrin blaugh

LOOK AT THIS!

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my favourite joke xD

...A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about fifteen feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness." ...

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about fifteen feet from his wife in the kitchen, as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

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Van Gogh

Report | 09/02/2009 11:02 am

Van Gogh

wanna my autograph? xd
colin mocherie

Report | 03/04/2009 2:19 pm

colin mocherie

but they are cool
101CutePromises

Report | 10/09/2008 9:47 am

101CutePromises

random comment
IEmoMonkey

Report | 06/28/2008 1:28 pm

IEmoMonkey

what virus?
twiichii

Report | 03/29/2008 10:03 am

twiichii

-laugh- Nice joke.
Metal-Strawberry99

Report | 12/07/2007 4:26 pm

Metal-Strawberry99

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO SEXXXY!!!!
colin mocherie

Report | 12/07/2007 2:10 pm

colin mocherie

A lot of people like my pics. Thanks
Metal-Strawberry99

Report | 05/19/2007 9:32 pm

Metal-Strawberry99

hehehe hiya!!! we should talk sometime n.n im second on your friend list
Icy-love

Report | 05/07/2007 9:54 am

Icy-love

hehe =^_^=
Kirschbonbon

Report | 03/27/2007 9:00 am

Kirschbonbon

OMG that Joke is cool!

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