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Volcanas Report | 01/05/2010 6:47 pm

yeah that too. Sorry I wasn't able to get you anything for christmas. I wasn't even home that day and I don't have any gold to buy anything on here :/
HOLY SHIZZ!!!
*steals Dr.Pepper and tries to chug the rest of it*

Volcanas Report | 01/03/2010 6:44 pm

Holy crap happy new years! (better late then never, I guess)
We can actually say 'twenty-ten' without looking like total faggots now!
*shakes open a bottle of dr.pepper*
PARTY!

Volcanas Report | 12/17/2009 8:20 pm

*Falls from the sky and face plants next to you*
Darned rules of randomness
*Billions of postcard drops ontop of me and I black out*

Volcanas Report | 12/16/2009 5:15 pm

HOLY SHIZ!
*falls down a random cliff*
Oh. I guess this isn't as bad as I thoguht it would be
*Ahem. A BOTTOMLESS random cliff*
Oh Crap!!

Volcanas Report | 12/15/2009 6:26 pm

*pulls out a random phone*
Mayday, Mayday! Target has escaped the area. Reapeat, The Charlie has tangoed the maryland. Operation Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is a-go. Send in the tango.
*Helicopters with bananas for drivers fly by and crash into a pond*
... What the heck did I just say?

Volcanas Report | 12/07/2009 5:35 pm

It's no problem. It's the least I could do. =)
*Pulls out box of markers*
Asta la vista, chica!
*Stars throwing them like knives in random directions*

Volcanas Report | 12/01/2009 3:35 pm

*points the revolver at your head*
... bang bang...
*pulls trigger*
... You're a lucky one. They're all blanks. I managed to grab the wrong gun. If I wasn't such a screw up You'd be six feet under right now.

Volcanas Report | 11/27/2009 9:35 am

I knew my random items would come to someones advantage at one point in my life...
Even if that advantage is salon therapy...
*Pulls out revolver*
It's time you get reaquianted with my little buddy. I know you two have met.

Volcanas Report | 11/14/2009 7:08 am

SWEET MOTHER OF HOLY WHAT THE ********!!!!
*pulls out a random hair dryer and points it at you*
I don't know why I have this instead of my pistol, but it'll work anyway.

Volcanas Report | 11/07/2009 11:31 pm

You can never trust eBay anymore...
Luckily, in the ten minutes you were waiting, I mannaged to sprint all the way to texas... Now if you don't mind-
*Faints right next to you*
.. probly should've used a plain....