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"Mary Jane! You have the emotional capacity of a f'ucking teaspoon, you know that?!'-Ashley Phillips, Valentines Day.
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit the f'uck down.
Can't face me? Turn the f'uck around.
I'm Mary Jane, I'm 16, and I'm Canadian.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty f'ucking vulgar. I like to have a good time and can handle most people.
I do stupid stuff and have fun doing it.
William Shakespeare is my God.
I can rock out to almost any type of music.
I do a lot of things. If I bring up something you're not comfortable with, just tell me you don't do that s**t and I'll drop it.
I don't really like talking to younger people. Innocence is cute, but ignorance annoys me .. and I sometimes I don't really see a difference.
If you wanna see something amusing, you should read the conversations between deathbystrawberry and I.
We're quite dirty minded though, so if that stuff gets you a little shifty you might not want to.
No seriously. Our minds are like two complete gutters.
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Are you SURE about that? xD
I mean, a tial would be cool...
But do you really want EVERYTHING covered in hair?