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Ahoy! I be Cap'n Annie Mae Texas pyrate queen o' th' Gulf of Mexico & 'tis be me trusty parrot Polly. Don't get us confused. I be a Pyrate 'n she's me trusty parrot. Ye be knowin' thar's a difference. How ye be likin' me very own theme song, Pyrate Annie's Chest? YARRRR!To tell ye th' tale o' what brought me to me plight, I be shipwrecked here 'n Gaia when me bloody wench sister, witch Penny Forethoughts, cast a blunderin' spell whats put this typhoon ferever at me back o' chasin' me. So I says, "Ye call off tis tsunami ere I'll keel haul ye all personal like!" So t' fool set me hair t' blazin' t' hold back t' waters til she kin finds a spell t' stop t' waves! So's ya can see now I be leaking th' sea where ere I step. A travail which lead t' th' folly o' me lovely ship th' Gulf Witch. Aye! She filled up w' t' sea 'n right near sank t' her watery grave! 'Til repairs be made 'n me sister lifts tis curse I'm doomed t' be amongst you landlubbers here 'n fair Gaia land.
Now I be thinkin' thar's some gold hidden on Gaia they're not tellin' 'bout. 'N I be just th' wench to ferret out whar it lay. So step lightly 'n me path 'n look lively or ye may come against th' sharp edge 'o me scabbard if ye delay me 'n learnin' th' whereabouts 'o th' treasure. 'N ladies, I'd keep me men out 'o me reach if I was ye. Bin be known to shackle 'em t' th' oars 'n set sail 'n th' Davy Jones' locker 'o nightfall makin' sea widows out 'o whole villages 'o women folk. I kin always use a few more able bodied sailors t' swab me deck & keep th' wind in me sails... if'n ye get me drift.
And if'n ye want to spy a movin' picture video 'o a scurvy pirate song just click th' personal website link below me picture. Polly makes a guest appearance on th' movin' picture too!
Yo ho ho! 'tis a pirate's life fer me!
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But that's how ninja I am. I am one, but you don't know it.
And that's all I have to say about that...
Happy birthday, Capn!
and as difficult as it can sometimes be, thin hair ftw B)