Well,for starters I LOVE BLEACH. I love bleach with a passion. I also like ICP and well I don't know. Im 17 and looking for anime lovers to converse with. Anything else you wanna know hit me up.
Jerry
Let's find a rock
I mean a big-a** rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-a** rock
Dave
Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -
Malcolm
Unh, that's Malcolm.
Dave
Malcolm. Right!
And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord
Jerry
The world is cold whn you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself
Jerry & Dave
We'll do it for you
You've got a friend
Dave
You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls.
You know what the son of a b***h said? "Drop dead, a*****e."
Jerry
People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor
and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...
Dave
What'd he say?
Jerry
"I'm low on nails."
Dave
People are selfish pricks.
Jerry
Another time, now get this,
I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed,
you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug.
Dave
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash.
We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Jerry
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.
Malcolm
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it didn't kill me.
Jerry
Malcolm, stay out of this.
Malcolm
I've got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway -
mello, you need friends. try millenium joker, hayden demauri, and acheangle jophiel. their avatars are on my profile they are labeled jogai, chie-san, and ani respectively.
MELLO-KUN!!!! A KITTY HAD KITTENS NEAR THE HOUSE TODAY!!! SINCE SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD ASHES SPILT ON HER I'M GONNA CALL HER HAINEKO!!!!!!! AND ONE OF THE KITTENS IS BEING NAMED DODGER AND I'M GONNA TRY TO NAME ANOTHER ONE CHEECH!!!!!
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Jerry
Let's find a rock
I mean a big-a** rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-a** rock
Dave
Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -
Malcolm
Unh, that's Malcolm.
Dave
Malcolm. Right!
And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord
Jerry
The world is cold whn you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself
Jerry & Dave
We'll do it for you
You've got a friend
Dave
You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls.
You know what the son of a b***h said? "Drop dead, a*****e."
Jerry
People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor
and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...
Dave
What'd he say?
Jerry
"I'm low on nails."
Dave
People are selfish pricks.
Jerry
Another time, now get this,
I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed,
you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug.
Dave
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash.
We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Jerry
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.
Malcolm
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it didn't kill me.
Jerry
Malcolm, stay out of this.
Malcolm
I've got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway -
I turned around
And suddenly
I'm not alone