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I was found high in the mountains by a travling nudist colony of nomads, having been kidnaped and abandonded by sweat-shirt-ninjas in a military conspiricy. Raised by my underwear chalenged foster familly it soon become apparent that I was destined for greatness, or a job in accounting, the village shaman was always a little fuzzy on that part. Years went by and my powers grew, in time I found my ability to control underwear!!! And those who wear it and nothing else!
Which of course led my to the discovery of my really family in the high court of the Underpants Kingdom. After many years of trial and error, and fighting along side my people in the war of the sexual garments, I was also able to help in bring about the Jock-strap-Panty-alience which ended the fourty year war.
Of course that was long before the attack of the purrple sock monkeys who have been starting fights with my people in recent years.
In my free time I enjoy cooking, pinacoladas, getting caught in the rain, and collecting whips for my *cough* Ah, collecting.
And I got into a news paper story ^_^
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[i:ca5ef35270]Sex is only dirty if your doin' it right[/color:ca5ef35270][/i:ca5ef35270]
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