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Tortellini Basic Information, accurate as of 1/11/09 Alias: Captain Tortellini Played by: ArtfulDodger Nicknames: Tort, Tortilla Chip, Whoretortle Full Name: Simon Valerie Moorhead Age: 20 (19 when I began playing him)(30 in the timeskip) Gender: Male Job: Calamity worker, Full time Man-slut General appearance: Brown hair, blue eyes. Mid-height (5'8''), slight frame, muscular. Wears mostly black and red, comfortable clothing with easy on/off accessibility (no surprise there). Often seen with a cigarette and/or little red Kama Sutra book in hand. Wears contacts or glasses. Sexual preference: Bisexual (Tends to attract more male attention than female) Favorite color: Crimson Favorite scent: Strawberry, the people he loves Favorite flavor: Strawberry Favorite food: Ice cream Personality: Flirtatious, outgoing, sarcastic, dim-witted, childish, cowardly, emotional, romantic, passionate, helpful, has a hard time making decisions, seeks approval from others, addictive personality.
Tortellini has no problem flirting with anything on two legs. However, he's a complete failure when it comes to women, as he is with most things in life. Tortellini's been with Sheshira, and he tried to get with her sister Twisted Truth (which was very short lived). He's also been with quite a few guys: Calamari, Sushi, d***o, and Stellar. He has two sons and two daughers with Sheshira: Macavity, Miguel, Milagritos, and Martin- Aka Macaroni, Minestrone, Mellone, and Martini.
Tort is a total softy. He can try to act tough, but it usually fails. And he can't stand it when someone's crying- he'll do anything in his power to cheer them up. He loves running errands and trying to help, although he usually fails at that, too.
Currently:
-The kids are out of the house and Tort has time to himself at home with his current long-time partner, Jude.
hehe ty biggrin So what do you normally do in the towns? Towards the end of the month this will be my first year as an active gaia member and I have still not learned everything there is to do on here lol
btw what item is your shorts around your ankles ? I like to view what other people are wearing and sometime incorporate it into a different look at a different time biggrin
No I know I don't have to but I would like to when I sell that Skelekitten Plushie or the Puppy Love Plushie. biggrin Thanks for showing me how to do that once again it beats having to buy double of everything and having a friend send one item back ahaha
Well ty for the accepting biggrin I'm somewhat addicted to the site but it's fun <3 What do you do on here normally? I'm not good on the rally but I'll race and lose for fun lol
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