Disclaimer: My attitude is not for the weak of heart. I am a smart a**, and I have a bigger attitude than a crackwhore on the rag. I am literate. I prefer others who play with me to do the same. If you are not literate. I will proceed to make fun of you using insults that most people havn't even heard of. (I've had austrailians help me.)So. For the sake of saving me the trouble of cursing and swearing, be literate, be fun, and please don't be a douschebag

Anyways. This is my profile, and if you just happened to stumble upon it, I hereby command you to examine it. I am a 20 year old Italian, who is almost exactly six months away from being 21. I like to party.. alot. But I still seem to make room for all my japanese joy.

I suck at introductions so i'll just post this chart of favorites, and a little about myself. In easy to read categories.

Occupation: Sales Representative in the Flooring Department at Menards.
College Major: Secondary Education (High School.), Minor in English.
Favorite Sport: Hockey. Most definatly.
Favorite Music: Punk Rock, Indie, Pop Goes Punk, Rock, Rock Alt.
Favorite Bands: Eve6, NOFX, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Adema, SOJH.
Favorite Drink: Water. I drink it alot. Beer, Douglas Water (Souped up Jungle Juice, made in Douglas Nebraska), Screwdrivers, Coffee.
Favorite Animes: Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Puni Puni Poemy, Cosplay Complex, Vampire Hunter D, Hellsing, Samurai Champloo.
Favorite Mangas: Cowboy Bebop, and others.
Favorite Videogames: The Xenosaga Series, Final Fantasy Series, Dark Cloud Series, Atelier Iris Series, Digital Devil Saga, Devil May Cry Series, Metal Gear Solid Series, Kingdom Hearts Series. Basically anything made by Sqaure-enix, Level 5, Konami, NIS America, or Atlus.
Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, Futurama, Anything on G4TV
Favorite Movies: Lord of War, Unbreakable, National Tresure, Resident Evil, Signs, The Saint, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Tombstone, Mystery Alaska, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Clerks, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution.
Favorite Quotes: "If you look up the word 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find? The definition of the word 'idiot' which you ----ing are!" - Val Kilmer playing Gay Perry.
"Uhh.. Negative. I am a Meat Popscicle." - Bruce Willis playing Corbin Dallas.
Other Intriguing information.: Err. I Roleplay. Alot. I basically have creative juices flowing through my vanes to make my own characters, but I only really have a couple originals. The rest are Videogame characters I love, and love to play. I will list those later on.

All other information can be found at: www.myspace.com/theonemanparty.
Emails can be sent to: CrimsonFinalist@aol.com or ShowSkoalSomeLove@Hotmail.com

Okay. I'm going to list my few originals first, along with a little bio, then i'll do my pre-mades from videogames, along with the game, and how I mold them to be more me.

Martin "Marty" Evans - 26 year old journalist/photographer. - Usually a picture perfect poster child for Smart asses. He has an attitude, and he knows it. Basically everything you can picture a scummy journalist to be. including the alcoholism, and everything. He has a honorable side though, stepping up to the plate when he has to.

Dr. Jakob Merkabah - 34 year old scientist. - Expert Biochemist, Chemist, Geologist, and Engineer. Basically your classic geek at heart. After earning most of his PhDs in his early 20's he began working for a chemical company specializing in genetic re-engineering and altering, and quickly becoming head of their R&D division. Not the most talkative person on the planet, but after cracking through a hard outer shell, and a major caffeine addiction, one could find a soft-hearted man, only seeking truth.

TV 789 "Frank" - Unknown Age. - Cyborg. Once a lieutenant in a government organization for seeking out and eradicating terrorism. Committed suicide at age 23 after loosing his wife, and three kids. Body was salvaged, and given high-tech cybernetic engineering. He is constantly looking for a way to end his life again. Generally monotone, and always pessimistic. He has a soft side, but that is encased in a cold shell buried within 18 vaults each of which rival banks.



Amarant Coral - Final Fantasy 9.
Gaignun Kukai Jr. - Xenosaga Series.
Baralai - Final Fantasy X-2.
Flashbang Poe - Atelier Iris 2.
Cliff Fittar - Star Ocean.
Albel Nox "Albel the Wicked" - Star Ocean.
Kuja Tribal - Final Fantasy 9.
Spike - Cowboy Bebop.
Serph - Digital Devil Saga.