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Samurai Champloo

Two guys decide they should rob the bank and get out their debt and live the high life.

Jeff: Time to go, got everything ready?

Mike: *He nods* Ya.

Jeff: You remember what to do?

Mike: Uh.. you mean like that movie hostile, I mean that movie with...

Jeff: *He sighs* You just say put the money in the bag and hands up! It's not that hard. If you can't think of the name of the movie but know what they did than you don't need to know the movie.

Mike: Ya, I guess. *He goes in the drivers seat* Time to go.

Jeff: *He sits in the passenger seat* You got the masks?

Mike: Ya. *He starts driving to the closest bank*

Jeff: We better put them on now.

Mike: *He stops at a traffic light and pulls out a bag* Here.

Jeff: This is from the Dollar Store.

Mike: So, a mask is a mask.

Jeff: *He sighs and puts it on* It smells like grandma and I can't see a thing.

Mike: Quit your wining, it's cheap. *He put on his mask* But it does stink.

*They turn to the left and park*

Jeff: Alright, this is it. *He walks out, into the building. He sees an ATM right in front of him and then walks towards the people with his gun out* Ok, put the money in the bag. *He waves his gun around*

Mike: *He walks up to him* Uh... Jeff.

Jeff: What?

Mike: *He whispers* This is a supermarket.

Jeff: What?

Mike: This is a super market.

Jeff: What.

Mike: *He yells* This is a supermarket!!

Jeff: *He turns* But the ATM... *He takes his mask off* Oh. *He glances around* Oh....

Mike: *He shakes his head* Put your mask back on! You know there's all these kinds of people who are talented and can draw a quick etch and sketch in isle 5.

Jeff: Righ. *He quickly puts his mask back on and points his gun at everyone* You didn't see my face and you do not remember my face.

Mike: *He smacks his head* It's Star Wars mind control all over again.

Jeff: *He walks up to the cashier at one of the checkouts* Now that we have that straightened out. *He points the gun at him* Where's the nearest bank!

Cashier: What? *He puts his hands up*

Jeff: Where is the ******** bank!!

Mike: Jeff... *He shakes his head and sighs*....

Jeff: *He keeps on shaking the gun at the cashier*

Mike: Jeff, I made a wrong turn. It's to the right.

Jeff: Oh. *He walks away and still points his gun at the cashier* I'm watching you.

*They run out*

Cashier: *He gives off a sigh of relief* I thought I was going to loose my life. That was scary as hell. It almost gave me a heart attack the way he was pointing that thing. So...... That will be $39 and 89 cents. *He smiles and look at the customer* ((Lol))

Customer: Aren't you going to call the police and tell them that their going to rob the bank?

Cashier: Uh.. no, the security guard is right there. *He points at the guard talking on his radio already*

They soon get caught at the bank and no one was harmed because apparently the guns were indeed from the Dollar Store. They were fake.

So What is the moral of the story?

-Made by Jason aka Kookol

Done. Good side here I come.

This is exactly why you shouldn't have two spirits in your body at once

Isn't it odd that Cloud is peddling faster than he is running and still can't catch him? I wonder how long this will take....


I agree. You guys did that saturday, go to church! After church then you can go back to your buisness.


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