Lacrymosa - ChefSanji

I'm working on my full scholarship for a cooking major so I can become a professional chef.

Of course, not every chef is naturally good at what they do to start out with (unlike a few of the people who tutored me in it). I'm definitely no exception, given this little horror story from when I first started out.

As everyone probably knows by now, I'm in college to become a cooking major and move on to being a professional chef (which is why I chose to use the screenname Sanji; it fits so well). When I first got very good at it, though, my cooking instructor came over to see how well I would do without guidance on making something from scratch.

I began by making cake batter which and placing it in the oven then moving on to the main dishes she asked me to prepare for practice. Somehow, the oven exploded- I'm serious- and I pushed the instructor onto the ground to keep either of us from getting hurt. Unfortunately, she cracked her head on the table and, when we hit the floor, the knife from the table fell into the carpet just a few inches away from her head because it was knocked off when she hit it.

The sprinklers went off and my whole cooking session was a disaster. Fortunately, she gave me another chance and I did a hell of a lot better then. But that's one of those cooking horror stories I'll absolutely never forget. (It's almost as good as when lover boy blew up the microwave.)
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"My stomach hurts!" Luffy whined, rolling around on the deck like a large toy ball.

"You ate too much again." sighed Zoro, shaking his head s he leaned back against the railing and closed his eyes to enjoy the cool sea breeze as it blew through.

Again, Luffy whined: "My stomach hurts! I feel so sick..."

"Of course you're sick!" shouted Sanji, spinkicking Luffy in the side and sending him propelling into the railing where he rebounded and began what looked like a pinball game across the ship deck. "You ate everyting but the kitchen sink, you idiot!"

Nami cleared her throat, trying not to laugh as she said, "Actually, Sanji,..."

"What?! Luffy, I'mma KILL YOU! You ate dat too you bottomless pit?!"