stops short in awe of the armies in nude (forgot how hot my lieutenant was), turns head back to you cursing KFC giving u a weird look. Well forget this s**t jumps in the ocean and goes back to atlantis my home.
but then at the climax of the game- suddenly both armies realize that theyre just in a video game XD and i getttt boredddd and i turn of the xbox .____. GAME OVER NO ONE WINNNNSSS
bwahhahahahaahahahahaahah.....hahahahahahahahah (cough)......well good sir you have been fooled, my army are a bunch of unbeatable shapeshifters who cannot be hit by your pitiful artillery shells. They phase through your shells and come at you army with their electrified swords and armor. While they keep your army busy I take you from behind with my trident across your throat.
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