About me!!
"I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!"-Stephen Colbert"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' "-Sam Levenson
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G. K. Chesterton
"Life is the art of drawing sufficents conclusions from insufficents premises."
Samuel Butler
"The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
David Frost
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
Woody Allen
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. "
Rita Rudner
"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer
"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end". Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. "
Tim Allen
"War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography".
Ambrose Bierce
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