We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.
They will always go for us,
The real and the true
I am not a fake fan, but the question is...
Are you?
If you love and support these boys
You'll put this on your site
And always listen to their songs
And love them for reasons that are right.
Look past the faces
And dig deeper within
And discover the true beauty that lies
In Joe, Nick and Kevin.
*i did not make this up.*
If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable! If you're drinking apple juice and it feels warm, odds are, that ain't apple juice! If you don't know the difference between bologna and your underwear, then I ain't eatin' a sandwich at your house! It's not nice to push your friend Billy off the roof and then yell, "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!
If your teacher gives you an F, it is wrong to say "Well what do you expect moron?! I didn't study!" Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how on Earth this song became so popular.
It's fun to play in the snow. It's less fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit. I scream, you scream, we all scream when we slam our hand in the car door. Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run, into things. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! *throws apples at a doctor* Go on get! The kids on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The kids on the bus go up and down, and then they all throw up. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo. If your first name is Wally, and your second name is Wally, and your last name is Woo, then your name is WALLY WALLY WOO!
When you fall in the toilet, it is best not to start swimming saying, "Look at me! I'm a toilet fish!" When you blow your nose like this *takes a tissue and blows nose loudly* it is wrong to do this *sticks the tissue to a lamp*.
When you see an old lady you might say, "How long have you been in the swimming pool?!" The cow says "Moo". The duck says "Quack". The crazy person says "Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai" If you get all Fs on your report card, don't feel bad - it's not your fault you're stupid! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And I laughed my butt off! If you are the President of the United States and you're watching me right now, then you need to quit watching Nickelodeon and go fix our country! If you're afraid of heights, don't climb a ladder. If you're afraid of marshmallows, don't climb a ladder made of marshmallows. If your mama has a deep voice and hair all over her back, YOUR MAMA'S A DUDE! If the code to your locker is 24, 0, 17, I appreciate the hat. If you smell smoke in the hallway, you yell "FIRE!". If you smell smoke in your pants, you say "Why am I smelling my pants?".
Toaster Tongue=Pain Hey, stop licking my kangaroo! Kiss me under the bologna tree. May I take a nap in your nose? Like yogurt, I have fruit on my bottom I have not showered in 36 days. Hey, why is your butt talking? Can I borrow your brothers bra? Keep your hands off my chicken nuggets!
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u switched outta english and like i wana cry
i hate ms nelson Dx~
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