About cinder
C-I-N-D-E-R-♥Facts About Cinder:
- Can divide by zero
- Doesn't walk. The ground moves for her.
- When she does pushups, she doesn't push herself up, she pushes the world down
- When it rains, Cinder doesn't get wet, the rain gets Cinder
- What ever she touches turns to gold
- Does not sleep, she waits.
- Her tears cure cancer, too bad she never crys
- Donates a lot of blood to the red cross, just not her own
- Can make onions cry
- Gave cats nine lives so she could kill them more
- Bullets dodge her
- Irons her shirts while wearing them
- Can predict the songs on her iPod Shuffle
- Taught Kool-Aid Man how to break though walls
- Created the wheel. Twice.
- Once recieved a hollywood star, she made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Can believe its not butter
- Can eat just one Lay's Potato
- Fired Donald Trump
- Fear is not a factor for Cinder
- Knows Victoria's secret
- Fear itself fears her
- Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Cinder
- Is ten years older than God
- Knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop
- Has already been to Mars and thats why theres no life there
- Counted to infinity. Twice.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Cinder has allowed to live
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects she could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Cinder's Current Fandom: I couldn't decide between Adam Lambert or Bully so I created this huge retarded mash up! WEEEE! biggrin
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Also, since you're in middle school I can just say try and do well in high school. And don't take liking people or relationships too seriously because it's all silly and what really matters is your love for what you like to do. example - anime~ There's no need to be ashamed. Don't go with him because he's a douche!
I'm really sorry. I'm a ******** moron. Forgive me? smile
Or.
You could go about it the, ahem.. modern.. way.
goin' strong for FOREVAAAAA, MOTHA LIKKAAH 0:<