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Report | 07/11/2009 10:39 pm

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Report | 06/27/2009 4:15 pm

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Report | 06/26/2009 10:46 am

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Report | 06/05/2009 4:24 pm

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Report | 05/04/2009 2:01 pm

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Funny facts of life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(don't do this at home. maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live fifteen days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Polar bears are left-handed
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan. Hell also sponsors a running event called "Run Thru Hell 10 mile and 4.8 mile race." Each participant is given a T-shirt that says "I Ran Thru Hell".
(i wanna go to Hell!)

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
(ok. shut up you pants.)

32 out of 33 samples of well-known brands of milk purchased in Los Angeles and Orange counties in California had trace amounts of perchlorate. Perchlorate is the explosive component in rocket fuel.
(moooo. *KABOOM!*)

North Dakota has never had an earthquake.
(ok.i dont wanna go to hell. i wanna go north dakota)

The closest living relative of the t-rex is the chicken which makes the phobia 'Alektorophobia' (Fear of chickens) slightly more plausible.
(cluckcluck*ROAR!*)

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 50cm (20 in) tongue.
(mmm. yum. earwax!)

The tongue of a blue whale is as long as an elephant.
(bluewhale: where are my ears?)


now pass this on because you KNOW it's too funny to keep to yourself XD
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Report | 04/17/2009 7:43 am

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I'm like the only person who comments on your profile xD
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Report | 04/17/2009 7:42 am

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hey! you changed your username! ^^
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Report | 02/20/2009 2:36 pm

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THIS IS SO FUNNY-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0
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Report | 02/06/2009 2:08 pm

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*wishes you EVER got online!!!*
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Report | 12/31/2008 9:22 pm

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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