My Favorite Joke
This is my favorite joke, my children roll their eyes at me, but anyway....
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string says "My kind?" The bartender says, "Yeah, we don't serve string here." So the string goes outside ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair, then walks back in the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string that was just in here? " The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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